joaks

Jokes. formerly @litterrbox. Don't panic

[L @lukeosullivan]

@TwopTwips Instead of buying Fallout 4, simply wander around your local abandoned industrial estate looking for bottle caps

[joaks @LitterrBox]

@robdelaney @David_Cameron Babe?

[joaks @LitterrBox]

That 100-year-old oak tree in the park. Still wood.

[Tom @tdawks]

What the fuck is Eye Toast?!

[Quite Nice KEN @brk4s]

Injured in an accident at work? Not your fault? Slip on spilled cottage cheese? Did Karen spill the cottage cheese? Karen, you stupid bitch.

[joaks @LitterrBox]

My ankle clicks every time I move my foot. Maybe I'm one of the X-Men. One of the lesser X-Men, including Strongteadrinker & NeverNeedsACoat

[joaks @LitterrBox]

Went to watch that Steve Jobs film but it froze as they hadn't done the updates. Or something.

[joaks @LitterrBox]

@Glinner I'm brassic

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

If Season 4's anything to go by, he'll take fucking ages.

[joaks @LitterrBox]

Reading Jamie's "Save with Jamie" book for budget recipe ideas. Ingredients for one read: "350g of tofu".

[joaks @LitterrBox]

@almurray for a second there I thought the Lyceum Orchestra was one lady.

[joaks @LitterrBox]

Perhaps Cameron should've given Corbyn a few pointers on how to do a sow, I mean, a bow.

[joaks @LitterrBox]

This man will die alone

[joaks @LitterrBox]

@WH1SKS yes and no.

[joaks @LitterrBox]

Bought a fireplace off Feargal Sharkey cos a good hearth these days is hard to find.

[jon ronson @jonronson]

If you missed it, my story about Fat Jew - instagram fame, plagiarism, ambition, coming to terms with a new morality https://t.co/nbyOg4iYmj

[joaks @LitterrBox]

I wonder how many people will read that story and actually think: "Amazin', it's good to read stuff like this. I'm glad I got out of bed."

[joaks @LitterrBox]

British journalism at its finest:

[joaks @LitterrBox]

@Glinner @CAStrachan there should be a "keep a read-only, simple text version of this" button.