Are we there yet?

I write things and swear at inanimate objects. Talker of baseball, movies, and movies about baseball.

[IMDb @IMDb]

Remembering Maggie Smith: (1934-2024) 💛

[Jennifer Keesmaat @jen_keesmaat]

Adam McNamara will send the Ontario Science Centre the $522,500 required to keep it open for 2024. All those summer children’s programs will not need to be cancelled/relocated. All those staff won’t be laid off or displaced at the 11th hour.

I’m retweeting this because I would like to see this happen. (And I know Adam, and I know he is serious.)

Would you like to see this happen?

[Deonandan @deonandan]

This thread will trigger a troll feeding frenzy. But I think it's necessary. It's time to summarize a timeline of COVID vaccine statistics and what they say about whether the vaccines reduced transmission or not, and whether "experts" lied or not. Here goes...

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[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"Most people just can't commit fraud and expect to face no repercussions, even if everyone’s doing it." - @jonstewart on Trump's "victimless" fraud

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

For the kids, this is P. Diddy, pictured here with C. Tiddy and P. Tape.

[Joey @DJLeMVP]

“We’re not friends or anything, we’re just business partners” - Shohei Ohtani regarding his relationship with Ippei Mizuhara during DodgerFest

[Jiggly News 🇨🇦 @JigglyPants44]

I’d be pretty embarrassed if I was a conservative knowing that a former conservative PM’s family invited a Liberal to speak at his funeral and not the current conservative leader. It just shows how much PMBM hated your brand of populist conservatism

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Well yes Jenni Byrne is a lobbyist working for Loblaws who is continually gouging you on grocery prices, my job is to lie to Canadians and blame the carbon tax. She told me so.

[Héctor Gómez @hgomez27]

You mean to tell me that Shohei Ohtani has been able to control his surroundings enough to where the identity of his wife is a mystery to the media. But, yet, he had no idea Ippei was betting up his own bank account to the tune of $4.5M?, per @BenOndaTop.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Canada Carbon Rebate amounts are going up in April. That’s more money back in your pocket, automatically paid out to you four times a year.

But Conservative politicians won’t tell you that.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Maybe I'm missing something, but I didn't figure a billionaire would have problems posting a bond.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

$1000 to any reporter that asks Trump what he would do differently than Biden about the situation in Wakanda because I wanna watch what happens next.

[Joe Sheehan @joe_sheehan]

“Aroldis Chapman is touching 75.”

“Yikes, elbow injury?”

“No. So much worse.”

[ES @ESXIII]

If No One Saw Me Do It, It Didn’t Happen: Pizza Edition.

(Also useful for certain crimes and misdemeanors.)

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Vin Scully tells the story of what made him fall in love with the game of baseball 💙

[Ξddy/ie @EddyieCruz]

Boeing absolutely having a wager with Kate Middleton on who can have the worst PR this week

[Kevin Glew @coopincanada]

Happy 78th Birthday to Toronto Blue Jays broadcasting legend and @CDNBaseballHOF Jack Graney Award winner Jerry Howarth!

He was not only a Hall of Fame broadcaster, but he is also a Hall of Fame person.

#BlueJays

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Hey, I’m just saying Billy Joe Mcallister should have survived that jump.