Little Smelvin

voracious eater

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

I had half of the winter alani yesterday and i still am feeling the effects.

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

Everytime i see Charlie Brown i get a little pissed off

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

can’t teach an old butt new farts

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

‼️CHICKEN WING CHICKEN WING ‼️HOT DOG AND BOLOGNA ‼️CHICKEN AND MACARONI‼️CHLLIN WITH MY HOMIES‼️

[urinal septim @nerevarsbtch]

not a hunter or gatherer i’m just me lowkey

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

Do not fucking eat at Cheesecake Factory

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

@pipsqueakdotgov What about the sexy and funny rankings *checks* omg ur valedicktorian

[temple runner @misscalcula]

1 man vs 2 factor authentication

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

Do not come in the store while there’s a tornado girl

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

@pipsqueakdotgov One man is too many for a podcast

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@pipsqueakdotgov Irish Catholics liked this post

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

Going to work all for what? I’m gonna be sick

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

Going to work is literally self harm

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

I show up fart in da bathroom then leave

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

@internetmagus I can’t stop watching that music video to evanescence they released on YouTube

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

Big knee is telling everyone to lift with their legs so they can sell more knee replacements

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

Everytime i mess up a coffee for someone i feel like putting a gun to my head and being like “ SHOULD I DO IT”

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

I’m going pro in farting

[Little Smelvin @Littleguy509]

I’m new to farting how do i get more into it