The Locksmith

Protagonist of an unfinished autobiography

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Scientists say that we are made of atoms, but the wise know that we are made of stories...

Would you rather be a proton or a protagonist?

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@vucommodores Disgraceful partnership, seriously the $5M they paid vandy can’t move the needle that much?

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@VandyFootball Vandy will beat them so bad in 2028 that UVA will realize they belong in the FCS so 2031 will be cancelled

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Giraffes are substantially more likely to get hit by lightning than humans due to their height

Once you've achieved success, you will be more visible and prone to strikes from your competition.

What will you do to make them bolt?

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16 at The Masters when private equity inevitably buys Augusta in 2032

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@FDSportsbook Heupel is unproven and runs a gimmicky dated scheme. Barnes good tho

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@alainammorris Get this guy on ozempic! Slow and ineffective - will be in the portal again in a week

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@Volinquent_ @dtovitz Came for the highlight, stayed for the inevitable insecure vol fan in the comments

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@MadelynBurke It's insane to see how all of the internet just bought the pavia sucks clickbait narrative that ESPN pushed during an off week.

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@alpacain10 @BallinFFB how did he do against your vols

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@AuburnMBB bout that time for an L

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@TheDoreReport Frankie intentionally sitting out so he can medical redshirt and play another year

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@CoachJimmyDykes @SEC Seriously fuck you. Hearing your commentary has made me change the commentary to Spanish. Never has been a more one-sided, anti Vanderbilt, pro ref broadcast in the history of the SEC. Retire bro

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@arkrazorbackx @SECBarstool Bama fans constantly bragging about who they lost to is weird lol

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@MoneybaggGbo @dtovitz Imagine talking shit for 12 months to only get dog walked by the most cringe quarterback of our generation in your home stadium that is supposed to be an intimidating place to play

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@vol_smoke @bartonsimmons most insecure fan base in sports and its not close

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@CFBONFOX Texas 3 losses one to a sorry Florida team and their fans are garbage so out by default

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@joeypetersen8 Imagine dedicating your life to football commentary and having a take this bad. Tennessee is back to the Dooley era

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@Vol_Sports Can’t hear anything now ⚓️⚓️

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@BoCamaro This is so cute have fun in the liberty bowl

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@BatteredVawl516 One of these people kept an intact ACL when their team needed it most