Muddy Liver

I and me are always too deeply in conversation.

[mr. clown @clownahoIic]

this is not a tiktok, this is a cinematic masterpiece

[Muddy Liver @LiverMuddy]

@Apple #stop

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

@HillaryClinton Have you considered calling 9-11?

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

nemo's father telling nemo what type of fish he is when he was born after his mother died

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 @mario_xcx]

break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored (2019) https://t.co/2KVsy7yvyQ

[WhipperTrapper @WhipperTrapper]

club penguin got shut down and the world did nothing but watch

[adam @brokeangeI]

amelia earhart: who gon check me boo?

the ocean:

🌊 🌊🌊 🌊
🌊 👁 👁 🌊
🌊 👃🏻 🌊
🌊👄 🌊
🌊

[amanda faith @amandasrygley_]

A complete biblical history for anyone who needs it

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

What is Twitter for Android? This is Twitter for Gail

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

We wrote and put out a song called POWER TO THE PEOPLE. It's happening. Time is a concept we human beings created. It doesn't matter if it's happening in a big way now after 40 years or so. 40 years can be forever, if we don't do anything about it. It can be 4 minutes if we did.

[adam @brokeangeI]

*food falls on the floor*

germs waiting 5 seconds:

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Divorcing your gross cheating husband for an ironic $69 BILLION, which puts you on the list of richest people on the planet AND simultaneously demotes your ex from the top of that list to a tie with you is the craziest “last laugh” anybody can come up with ever & I’m here for it.