Liz O'Neill

Writer. Editor. Content marketing strategist.

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@miriamparker So exciting! Ordering my copy now!

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@Jon_McGrath Now is the winter of our discontent... I think that was about new sweatpants. Had to be.

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@Jon_McGrath Bowling challenge against Gary's Olde Towne Tavern and the Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am fun run Race for the cure

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@Jon_McGrath I'm liking this only because it's funny. Not because I agree. To be clear: I disagree.

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Tonight, son gleefully pointed out the broken sign atop Not Your Average Joes, in which only the "Average Joes" portion was left illuminated. He got a legit kick out of that. Still laughing at bedtime #notyouraveragethirdgrader

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@gigsym Thank you, Meg! I do need to meet that little peanut!! What could I bring him to win over his affection?

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Okay, so let's say you're playing Heads Up, and the category is Sports Legends, and you offer, "tennis guy. Looks like Stiffler from American Pie." Is that really such a terrible clue? Someone back me up.

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@AllieLarkin No, they aren't! But thank you, YES! In fairness, husband did actually derive Andy Roddick from this clue.

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@Toucherandrich Big Bang clock

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Hi @PolarSeltzer Just curious: any chance of introducing a grape edition? Not like sangria, like old-school Kool-Aid. Also rootbeer float?

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@sharongracepjs Xanax and The Intern as in-flight movie. Really, anything laughably bad will work like a charm

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@Jon_McGrath I don't know what it is, but I will fully support you if you begin sketching/sculpting little grill circles everywhere a la Richard Dreyfuss, Close Encounters.... D', E', C', C, G.

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@bigjimmurray Barney Miller! With tattoos!

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Show me a woman who can pull off a high-waisted trouser and I will invite her to come claim all these stupid summer pants I bought, still with tags on. Seriously send her over. I will never get around to returning. Also, who is still buying all these shirt dresses? #workclothes

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@Jon_McGrath God, I can't wait for the green man to enter this scene. he's got to be coming soon, right?

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@Matt_ONeill22 Yup, could be. But still. Top ten!!!

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Things I would do if had more free time (in no particular order): make banana bread from browning bananas instead of throwing them away, finish Ulysses, pay closer attention to politics, be nice to husband, vacuum floormats in car, volunteer, keep in touch w/ college roommate...

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@Toucherandrich @FredToucher @RichShertenlieb Look who's rolling into Boston: https://t.co/T4mEt79NsR #garbagecannachos

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Can we put someone in charge of screening tv commercials for sounds that drive dogs berserk? Doorbells, knocking, and this new one during B's game with a tone like tinnitus... Let's just all agree, okay?

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@Matt_ONeill22 @DavidHMcGrath That works out perfectly b/c I will have just finished all the leftover brownies by then.