Liz O.

A funny girl in a dumbass world 🤡💋

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Woman gets taken to Cher’s burlesque bar on first date 🪩 Inspired by watching the one and only Burlesque movie for the first time on nye with my girls 💋

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Imagine if ur dad was Simon Cowell

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“My backpack smells like dirty crotch.” - Girl at the gym

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The most boring girls in the world will literally see a pic of their friend with a middle part and comment “dying”.

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My sleep paralysis demon is my best friend 👩🏻‍🍼

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cant believe i just left a bag of loose raw salami at the bar

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I literally just got hit on by a baby

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“Daddy wants a fedora Piper”- the whitest Mom in Target rn

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You never hate yourself more than when youre unpacking your own storage unit

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to all the wealthy brooklyn moms i’ve met before

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Just watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians for the first time since high school- still a train wreck only now that ugly ass guys’s name is legally “Foodgod”...

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@RuntSmoker I hate u

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Asked my mom if she wanted a CBD gummy and she told me to stop being a pusher

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Lana Del Rays twitter

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Join me in celebrating #NoNewDick December 🙏🏾

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WARNING: do not get inspired by my sketch book page from high school, okkkkk?

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Begging with my beady little red pupils

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@RuntSmoker EEYYYY

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@RuntSmoker @Bodegacats_ 😰😓😓😓💔💔💔💔🤤🤤