Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.
@Uber_Support my uber eats has arrived with the burger drenched in fanta, half my fanta missing and you have also charged me twice for this disastrous order.
*NEW:
President Trump should have been focused on Hurricane Michael & a Saudi journalist's murder - not clowning around in the Oval Office with a ranting loon like Kanye.
My column: https://t.co/mxzysmVqP2