elijah wood 🦕

hello friends and fans. the world is quiet here

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

I shot Mr. Burns

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

@Tammykins I want the Arby’s meal delivery kit

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Dwayne Johnson was reportedly furious when WB executives asked him to shoot a cameo as Black Adam for 'Shazam: Fury of the Gods'

"When Zachary Levi walked in and attempted help de-escalate the situation, Dwayne unhinged his large jaw and swallowed him whole."

(Source: DEADLINE)

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

@Dawson_Giblin Icon behaviour

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

@PopBase

[estel imane @REGINAVGEORGE]

this tweet changed my life

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I’ve never heard a person say why they’re racist…

Or fatphobic..

I’ve never heard a reason why someone is transphobic..

I think if we knew ‘why’ these people felt this way there would way less support for these ideals.

Because the ‘why’ is more insidious than we realize.

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

@AndyHerren I once had a nightmare that I got this calling card tattooed on my forearm 🤪 snowman and all!!! ⛄️

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

@letterboxd The only movie I’ve watched all February is Shrek 2

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

No but why do they all stand like they just got arms for the first time

[oluomo. @lvmide]

@OmobobolaSosa sexual content everytime, aren’t you tired?
can’t you praise God?

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

This man will perform everywhere but his own city i stg

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I’M GOING TO AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND 🥳🦘 ticket pre-sale starts tomorrow for people subscribed to my patreon and general on sale starts on Thursday! 😎

https://t.co/5v1U7GfzL9

[helena riley @freshhel]

If i saw a guy cry during the national anthem i would cheat on him

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

don’t like that we haven’t heard from lin manuel miranda in a while. can’t mean anything good

[kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 @KennyGesserit]

@fasc1nate *burps and rubs 500 truckloads of sand shaped belly* I don’t know 😏

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

a telemarketer scam just rang me and was like “hello this is brad from mobile phone company” and i was like “mobile phone company?” and i was giggling and he started cracking up and said “yes mobile phone company” and i am in tears

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

the feminine urge to be taken out on a cute little date and surprised with flowers and talk under the stars for a very long time and make out and fall asleep holding each other

[elijah wood 🦕 @Lizabeth_Isabel]

She solved the Jonbenet case

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Paris Hilton teases a surprise coming on December 30 that will “break the internet.”