Me: I need to stop falling down the black hole of reels about children with terminal illnesses or cancer
Insta reel: 🎶there goes my heart beating because you are the reason…
It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.
We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down
And I won’t let you down. Thank you.
People are laughing at the thought of Dr. Oz becoming a Senator but I do not think they understand that this is PA 🫣
To all of my out of state friends, I apologize because we just might f it 😭🤢
My favorite interaction has become common again where people bash Philly fans and people from Philly in general and afterwards I say “My family is from South Philly”
The Universe: you should be so grateful that your union fought for you to get a 3% raise
Also the Universe in the last month: mortgage payment ⬆️
Home insurance ⬆️
All Groceries ⬆️
Internet ⬆️
Mid night zoomies have elevated to now including a game of hide and seek. One cat hides and trills occasionally until the other cat sneaks up and pounces on her. #catlife#CatsOfTwitter