Lizzy Davey

The human equivalent of overcooked pasta | Proud president and Treasurer of the 'I hate Lizzy' club ✌🏻

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i just think lesbians are neat

[Lizzy Davey @LizzyCupcakeRar]

@veganprinc3ss How did you type this with no fingers? 😘

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either

[Lizzy Davey @LizzyCupcakeRar]

@veganprinc3ss Anyone would look a right treat when you professionally stare at lady bits for a living 😂

[Lizzy Davey @LizzyCupcakeRar]

@veganprinc3ss 😫

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[Kanye’s Diary @kanyesdiary]

supporting another person’s success will never fuck up yours

[Lizzy Davey @LizzyCupcakeRar]

@FloppyChicken92

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Wish I knew healthy coping mechanisms but unfortunately all i know is crying and spending money

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I had 24 years to come up with a hobby. I didn’t and now I’m shit outta luck

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

I'm coming out of my cage
That's a £30 fine

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Aanchal Agrawal @awwwnchal]

We are quarantined but our boobs are finally free.

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

I called you dumbass because I like you

[Lizzy Davey @LizzyCupcakeRar]

@riley2306 One heafty chONK of an ab. Maybe 2 if I've got time...

[Lizzy Davey @LizzyCupcakeRar]

I will have at least one ab by summer and you can bet your ass I'm gonna be a real annoying cunt about it

[Holly @SocialistHB]

This is the value you place in NHS staff @MattHancock @BorisJohnson

Don’t continue to lie that staff have appropriate PPE. And certainly don’t express your gratitude to staff whilst you throw them & their families at the mercy of this virus daily