Elizabeth Reynolds

Never be sorry for a Dad joke. Love eggs.

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

Spending my afternoon on hold to @BritishGas to submit a meter reading so I can close my account - the website isnt working and then after waiting on hold for ages it just cuts me off... @BritishGasHelp @britishgas

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@kri_pek @George003456 @Catelaya @mariaalcoptia This isn’t Commercial Road to start with and it’s light at 5pm.

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@British_Airways I am trying to correct my married name on my booking and cannot speak with anyone. I travel in 2 days.

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@Eurostar I’ve sent dm’s to both accounts and had no reply

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@Eurostar i have been trying to call and emailed and still no response. We need a change on our ticket it’s still the same person but the passport is in a different name to the ticket because of a legal name change

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@PEIGH Truth

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

.@Hermesparcels you have lost my expensive parcel and nobody is dealing with my enquiry. You have lied saying it has been delivered and you have no evidence picture or signature. This has gone on too long. Why are you so TERRIBLE

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

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[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'flapdoodler' (19th century): a speaker of nonsense; a deliverer of twaddle and flimflam.

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

RU PAULS GAG RACE #TeamBimini AAF

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

Friday vibes coming from 👑 @daddydark on @worldwidefm
It’s been a while!

Gaaaaah no work weekend excitement 🎉

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

Still feeling uncomfortable re #DragRaceUK #TeamBimini I don’t know why but she feels like she should be a scouser 💪🏼

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

Drank coffee, watched the sun rise. 28 days. February is better than January. Hope, I’ll allow you to creep in 💫

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@yesitsangeldee Trying not to binge this because I want a daily dose of Anna. She’s the 2021 vibe 💅🏼

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

Just waiting for the bird flu outbreak to mutate and jump species, HBU?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'sequaciousness' (17th century): the blinkered, unreasoning, and slavish following of another, no matter where it leads.

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

An accurate representation of 2020

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

I like the comments here. People are crackers, aren’t they?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Bill Gates has given away more than $28 billion since 2007.

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@yousefcircus @BontanUK Pencil me in 🤩 it’s round the corner from me - yasssss!!

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

I live for this shiz

[Artnet @artnet]

Who did this...

Yet another amateur art restorer in Spain has absolutely demolished a once-beautiful artwork: https://t.co/c1v7X1Cxlz

[Elizabeth Reynolds @LizzyPigs]

@iamscottlewis @richchibuku A real stand up guy