Gabs

blandly funny with a healthy dose of self deprecation

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

Hey there Delilah, and I can’t stress this enough, what’s it like in New York City

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

@integritycdn If I’m not the safe house for kids to come to it’s because I am no longer living

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It's not X, it's not the platform formerly known as Twitter...it's Twitter. It's just Twitter.

If some rich guy bought my whole town and renamed it, I wouldn't start calling it "The town formerly known as Missoula."

It would still be Missoula, just like this is still Twitter.

[Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit]

5: “Wow! I have two Target cards from my birthday! I wonder what I can get!”

“Maybe a really cool backpack to start kindergarten?!”

“No offense mom but I feel like a backpack is from mom money.”

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

Me but wondering how I get the feeling of getting engaged (loved and committed to) without actually having to do a wedding

[chase @_chase_____]

what’s something i can do besides get married where i can be the center of attention and everyone cries and tells me how beautiful i am

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

@ask_aubry Yeah because wealth is the only thing in his way I’m sure

[wilée_🇿🇼 🇺🇦 @wallywelles]

@ask_aubry Posts like this always remind me of this...

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

@ask_aubry Is the weaponized femanist activist bartender in the room with us now?

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

Like rose literally chopped down the door with a pickax, the girl speaks EXACTLY like danny in the shining, her dad was abusive and mean…there’s gotta be SOME inspiration???

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

The doctor who episode “fear her” is totally influenced by the shining right? Right???? It mentions nothing about the shining in anything I’ve read about it and I feel like I’m going crazy

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

You know when the doctor finds out rose was dumped on the street after being attacked by the wire and goes into an immediate violent rage? Yeah that’s my sexuality

[Daily Dose @ddofinternet]

I swear everyone’s birthday is in August.

Happy birthday month to like 40% of the people reading this.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole salmon in my mouth.⁣⁣

📸: Bear 480 (Otis) catches a salmon fish @KatmaiNPS. Photo/L.Law

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@ask_aubry

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

@misty013 @ask_aubry BMI means absolutely nothing but go off

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

several worries if not!

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“girl dinner” the whale whispers to itself before devouring an entire krill civilization

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

Old guy bought me & my friend a shot at the bar bc my friend told him I was a writer.

“How many books you written?”

“46.”

“WOW. What? How? How many did Hemingway have, 10?”

“…mate, Hemigway’s rent was $10 a month in Key West. I gotta hustle a little more than my man Ernie.”

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

@siadoses @Bornakang You realize addiction isn’t a “want” st that point right?

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

asking for literally anything without saying ‘no worries if not’

[Gabs @Llamaswithclass]

@HumansNoContext Are those actually pills or are they those little things you drop in water to get little sponge creatures?