Lauren Hartz

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear I forgot how much I enjoyed this when you posted it.

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

It's ridiculous how excited I am that @LAYS went back to their original recipe for their Flamin' Hot chips. They're my favorite and that cheddar aftertaste was 🤮 so gross.

[USDA Forest Service @forestservice]

#DidYouKnow that artists are teaming up with the @forestservice to share their artistic impressions of nature through art, sound & story-telling to explore innovation for sustainable green cities? Learn more: https://t.co/pNatV3EBXQ. 📷 Courtesy Etienne Frossard & Nikki Lindt.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

I have stolen
the Ape
that was in
the Coinbase

And which
you were probably
saving
for Adult Swim

Forgive me
its IP was in
fact, quite
fungible

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear Dislike.
Dear Google, how do you delete someone's tweet?

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear Well I like that it's a generally harmless stereotype that's just a small observation about a group of people's kitchen appliances.
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Oh you want to know why is it a stereotype, you'll have to ask the Irish Catholics about that — the ones in Ireland not New England.

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

Every once in a while I remember that there is a stereotype that protestants keep their toasters in their cupboards and that just makes me so happy for some reason.

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear @DeepLeffen speaks the truth, do not shield your eyes from it

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear Fancy man says the fancy words and I'm over here like 🤔❔❔❔

[Eric Hughes 🦬🦅 @EricHughesSD]

Tonight, I ran a #DnD game in which the party fought a dragon in a dungeon. #truthinadvertising @KatyQ42 @Lnhartz1994 @AndreaH85273363

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

Heck yeah! We love to see it!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: 200 Starbucks stores have filed to unionize with @SBWorkersUnited in 30 states.

Momentum is building. It took 172 days to hit 100 stores. They reached 200 after just 48 days.

13 out of 14 stores have successfully unionized so far. https://t.co/Owmwgi3A9a

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

There were ducks! 😄🦆

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

Quack

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

Ryan should have never introduced me to pine nuts. I am way too okay with the idea of spending my entire paycheck on a Costco sized bag of these buttery lil' bastards.

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

Ryan: I thought you might relate to this

Me: Rude! But like also, you're right. I just want people to like me.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@skudiklier I just desperately don't want to disappoint people, Skyler. It's my nightmare.

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear *Cheese Bagel Bites

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear Further proof that you are secretly three dogs in a trench coat

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

@brezybear Want to snuggle with me on the couch?

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

Also he didn't have to be seen by his doctor and immediately got antibiotics prescribed to him, I on the other hand had to have multiple phone calls and one very rude in person interaction to even get a culture swab, which I still don't have results for.

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

I'm still sick and for those wondering how my recovery is going, Ryan just used the description "Lauren has a racquetball where here left lymph node should be" to a friend.

So ummm I'm going to go with, recovery is not going great!

[Lauren Hartz @Lnhartz1994]

While I'm sick, I'm watching InuYasha and have two thoughts
1) this show does tsundere really well
2) if a hot guy at my middle school gave me therapeutic sandals because my grandpa told the school I had bunions, I'd melt in mortification.