Samurai Sheriff ⭐️

Texan. Conservative. Love freedom, and fried chicken. Pronouns: Yee/Haw

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@DailyMail These sightings were from last year. Why are we only hearing about it now? All claims are still unverified, so it’s not like they were waiting for verification

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@oldKitana Pretty sure if he went to “sheep heaven” it would quickly turn into “sheep hell”

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@johnsemley3000 I love that you had to choose those examples. Because you can’t say “Boo Hoo! You couldn’t be by your father’s side while he died. So what!? Get over it!”

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@Only_Shanenolan @mattyglesias That, plus a lot of people who voted Republican because of the coalition he built in the last election are no longer identifying with the party due to several perceived failures: Epstein, Iran, Deportations, etc... I personally know of many such cases

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@TowryPeyton I'm guessing the confederate flag wont be as heavily featured in the new opening scene

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@Sargon_of_Akkad Pretty sure the Brits at the time thought losing the American colonies was a big deal

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@sarenusia It’s almost like Men and Women are different 🤔

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Trump has now restarted the most unpopular war in American history after walking away from every single original war aim last week. He conceded uranium enrichment, missiles development, their relationship with Hezbolla and the nuclear dust.

We’re now solely fighting now over the strait and Lebanon, two non issues before the war.

This thing is an indefensible disaster and all of the people who cheerlead it have been revealed for the clowns and traitors they are.

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@JonStewartIL I know an O’Neil Cylinder when I see one

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@zooperdoop21129 @jakerattlesnk I’m not saying there is a conspiracy. I’m saying it’s not crazy to believe this is a conspiracy while we have so little evidence. A senator dying from a quick sudden unknown illness is strange

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@OwenShroyer1776 Because I have no idea what I’m looking at. Once they show me a picture or video where I can actually tell what’s going on, then I’ll take it seriously

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@paleochristcon You claim to shoot a lot of guns dude. You should know that a soft-point does even more damage than an FMJ.

I dont claim to know who shot CK, but I know it wasn't a .30-06 that hit him

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@paleochristcon You shoot a lot of guns. How can you believe that caliber could do that in a human spine. I don’t like Candace, & I’m not some conspiracy guy. But I shoot .30-60 a lot, and that doesn’t pass the smell test

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

@nottodayfedboi @FightOnRusty That has not been my experience

[Samurai Sheriff ⭐️ @LobbyistLiberty]

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