Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother

Dad. Lawyer. Skeptic.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

I’m a single dad. My kids are awesome. Two boys. Damaged, like all kids of divorce. I know, I am one.

But they are whole people. Their mom and I don’t like each other but we work together. They see it.

I’m also a divorce lawyer. I see shit every day. Single parents can make it.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@TrevMcKendrick You are getting ratioed badly on this and I’m glad because you deserve it.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@BritniDWrites Please delete this and go read the Virginia SC decision. I beg you.

These two situations are not the same thing. At all.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@dadmann_walking Man…If my “aspiring vegetarian” teenaged stepdaughter rolls her eyes and says “Ew” one more effing time I’m gonna throw a ham at her.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@AlexiLalas Pepi brings a different dynamic to that position. They’re different players.

I actually really liked what I saw from him the other day, and he might fit better with the team’s apparent focus on jumping all over opponents early. He’s hungry and he plays hard.

So, not sure.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@TheChiefNerd This is just the kind of focused, prioritized messaging that no political careerist would advise, on the grounds that it expressly relegates certain groups’ interests to secondary status or below, giving adversaries an opening.

And we need more of it in politics.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@KIR_bigg50 @RubinReport How much coke did that little arrogant scumbag do right before getting on camera?

He probably went home and pleasured himself to videos of that exchange because he felt like he won.

I hope he enjoys working in the mines when his commie revolution kicks off.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@scuffedpod Yeah, I’m not sure I care either, but I’m not sure the optics are good leading into a tournament we hope he is obsessed with preparing for.

Herb Brooks could never…

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@BuenoForMiami Spanking your kids should never be about you or your emotions. It’s awful, and it should be.

But I think we lost something good as a society when the majority of kids stopped learning at an early age that sometimes there are real, painful consequences to crossing certain lines.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@DefiantLs God I hope she keeps saying this. Masculinity is fascist? Holy shit, that’s a platform that’ll give us a million votes.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@HardPass4 Hard to have those when blades are illegal…

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@tombogert I’m actually ambivalent here. I’ve been cut from teams before. It happens a bunch of ways. Always pissed me off and made me want it more the next round.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@AveryRDaviss I was in Pulaski last week. May need to make that a more regular thing.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@ManagerTactical It was unwatchable anyway.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@TylerEnglander @8NEWS I went to law school with Rob. Good on him.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@SalimForVA @charlie4va @GovernorVA This is such performative bullshit.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@ManagerTactical Any discussion of the best player ever that doesn’t start with “Messi, prove me wrong.” is bullshit.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@brhodes Where the fuck have you been for the last 20+ years. All of a sudden it’s bad?

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@Osinttechnical I’ve been to air shows there. Jesus.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@SethAbramson You are the worst kind of person.

[Harrison Bergeron’s Gifted Little Brother @LockdownBad]

@jordanzakarin Dude, we all know you are mad that the Dems lost and now can’t gerrymander the fuck out of my home state. But you don’t actually understand anything about what happened and so I beg you to just sit down and shut up. You don’t know what you’re talking about and it’s cringeworthy.