Lori Boemer

2019: career change. divorce. sell house. move.
2020: growth and healing
2021: new chapter is looking great!

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock

[Open Letters @openletterbot]

🖋 Sign “The Sunshine Protection Act of 2021” and I’ll deliver a copy to your officials: https://t.co/EVrwau07P4

📨 No. 4 is from Loriel to @amyklobuchar, @SenTinaSmith and @RepAngieCraig #MN02 #MNpolitics

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@realDonaldTrump Wrong!!! You're fired!!!

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

The best

[Rachel @CaptainBlueEyes]

My kids are yelling “you’re fired!” back and forth at each other.

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

Fantastic.

[Sam J. Miller @sentencebender]

I don't know who the fuck had a cannon locked and loaded for this moment, but I am in Prospect Park and amid all of Brooklyn's ecstatic jubilant cheering and honking A CANNON JUST WENT OFF and I appreciate that person.

#YOUREFIRED

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@realDonaldTrump YOU'RE FIRED!

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@ChrisCrosss98 @GrnMtnBot @Seth_Kaplan Roads and ramps were allegedly closed 45 minutes earlier. Try again

[Matt Roznowski @MattRoznowski]

Reporter asks who Minnesotans should hold accountable if they can't get a test. Walz doesn't skip a beat and immediately says "me."

That kind of leadership is rare in American politics these days. What a contrast with Trump's "I don't take any responsibility at all."

[Savanna Marie @YPro_savanna]

Do not order chipotle for pickup. I’m standing outside waiting with people who have been here over an hour. There is no way to get a refund if you already paid #ijustwantedaburrito @ChipotleTweets

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Joe Biden was not my first choice. he was not my seventh choice. he was not my sixteenth choice. but you're goddamn right that I'll be voting for him in November

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Back for pud. The Great British Bake Off. Coming soon. #GBBO

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

Baaahahahhahahaha

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

I have no wine.
I have no chips.
I have the sad.
#dontwantthembadenoughtodrive

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@EaterTwinCities The answer to your final question:

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@funnyordie Chicago

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@tniver

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@EaterTwinCities “Holy shit! Someone put a Mucci’s sign on the side of this building!”

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

“Holy shit! Someone put a Mucci’s sign on the side of this building!” -Niver 🤣🤣🤣

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

@MyFavMurder catching up on old episodes. Just watched (or tried, at least) Murder on the Cape. It was SO BAD! Couldn't even finish. 🤢

[Lori Boemer @LoftedDreams]

My 7 year old just mumbled "son of a bitch" under his breath in perfect context, and I can't even be mad about it