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[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Moo Deng was obviously an industry plant while Jimothy is a real salt of the earth kind of critter. That's what the people need.

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I feel the minions are leaving me coded messages that only i can comprehend

[chichi @even_scarecrows]

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Telling Her How You Really Feel

[X Force 137 @137Force]

Joker: 正体を見せろ!
Morgana: what is you talmbout

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I am now upgraded from local celebrity to international worldwide celebrity now I have become promoted

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

last night was a squidwards suicide

[Eric Rahill @ericrahill]

Lisztomania … Phoenix in the AirPods .. have lost more money than I’m comfortable with but am meeting so many people my age

[Ricy Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Mark Whalberg successfully beating the terrorists to death on the 9/11 flight, commandeering the cockpit and immediately flying it right into a Vietnamese community center

[Mhiel @301pushups]

I need a girl with a square bob who got no pants. Sponge

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Hello sir Im here to pick up your daughter