LogicalPhalluses

Throwing jokes and UFC takes into the twitter void. If I'm posting here you can bet I'm drunk

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I wish football players congratulated each other like this

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

LOOK WHAT IT MEANS TO RAUL JIMÉNEZ ❤️

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@gavinnizeq Brother we don't believe a word from Indians I promise

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@GarbageHuman24 Is this the ending to Smile?

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Bro is a boomer and therefore must not have had a job for his whole life or else he'd be doing okay

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.

And there is now a trillionaire.

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@THATBOYMMAGURU Kind of annoyed that this is the legacy of the first white house event. He's hilarious but dude it's not about you tonight for once

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Freedom 250 press conference is a mess man bring out the incredible hok #freedom250

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Japanese TV really tested how big of a fish a cat could bring back home. 🤣

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Last night, I read the entirety of C.S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters. It's a novel told in the form of letters written by a demon to another demon instructing him on ways to manipulate his "patient" to do evil.

This one quote sounded familiar.

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@kiteandkeymedia Pretty sure the ultimate insult was the fact that it was legal to murder, rape or torture them but ok

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She looks like an alien from Rick and Morty

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

How is this even anatomically possible?

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@2eggwhite @stonetoss @grok Honestly not bad for a clanker

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@donmcgowan Your punishment for having a knife when they
searched you would be very different from the thief's. For him to have a knife was mere misbehavior, tradition, he didn't know any
better. But for you to have one was "terrorism.

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

Don’t think they were mate.

[铁手 @0427SMtieshou]

和一个日本朋友深入讨论了一下中日两国性压抑的问题，发现两国的性压抑根本不是一回事。

日本的性压抑是常常和漂亮的风俗女啪啪啪，仅仅是肉与肉之间的撞击，完全没有灵魂的碰撞。很难找到自己心爱的人，所以感觉到压抑。

中国的性压抑单纯就是没逼草。

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ticks when?

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California.

The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond.

The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within.

Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months.

Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.

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@hyxpk2 Monialis ex machina 😳

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@ido_nokaeru Till she cums and your room instantly fills up with 150 tons of piss

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@nullparse @Devon_Eriksen_ Deleted op off the face of the earth gj

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@Devon_Eriksen_ “really smart” people just say 72 because that is the obvious answer the frame begs for and all that yap you just posted is pretty stupid self gratifying ego bait like actually dumb most likely autistic neurotic -iq and misses the point of the og question entirely get real buddy