Logical Simon

A disqualified olympian athlete, a virtuoso on the piano, a genius in the kitchen, a tiger in the bedroom & an outlaw in Peru.
Jokes, mostly. Bloody good ones.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Such a wonderful, beautiful, & utterly childish man. Absolute legend.

[Talking Bottom @talkingbottom]

“I’m Rik f*cking Mayall. Don’t f*ck me about, ask me an interesting f*cking question… if the camera is shaking it’s probably because he’s masturbating.”

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Boss tweet. #IYKYK

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

@DarrigoMelanie @aintscarylarry Not to be that nerd but it did take WWIII and the Eugenics wars to get to that utopia so really I’d say we’re right on trek…

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

JT's really not letting this e-Ferrari thing slide. 😂

[JT | Jerry Teixeira @jerryteixeira]

@garygastelu I’ll take the blue Kia on the lower right

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Which one's which?

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

Just found out that in the Middle Ages they invented coats of arms for God and Satan

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Just gonna quote tweet this beautiful bit of prose out of context for the pure mischief.

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

@AndyHal15523851 I mean, yes, technically we can't say they didn't have pretty pink bum seats 😆

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@fesshole It's because it's the biggest one. 🙂

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@OFalafel If you had said, "Help! I've been kidnapped by farting zombie pirates & I need you to send ransom money!", then you might have had me. But no - nobody believes you were on a "podcast". What a preposterous idea.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Ok sandwich shop, it ain't "toasted" if it's still soft. That's like toast 101.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

There is an *awful* lot to unpack here.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Found a guy who’s trying to make it in hickhop but he can’t stop dancing dick first in all his videos because he was a male stripper for 20 years that found Jesus

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@TheJoeySwoll would approve.

[BowTiedMeatHead 🥩💪 @bowtiedmeathead]

Seen this huge overweight guy working out next to me at the gym this morning.

First time seeing his face.

Can’t help but wonder how much courage it took him to show up today.

Looks like a fish out of water and uncomfortable in his own skin.

I truly give people like this credit for showing up and making the attempt.

Must be extremely difficult to get things going once someone puts on that much weight.

I truly hope he sticks with it…

Want to tell him I’m rooting for you bro.

Don’t give up.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Interesting. As neighbourhoods, they all look so small.

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

Neighborhoods of New York City

[Gnostrils @gnostrils]

identifying mushrooms be like

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Absolutely amazing photography. never heard of Fan Ho, I'm not a huge photography nerd - but I love that Twitter is still a place that I can bump into people that are. Thanks to @OliverWDahl for the repost & @FedeItaliano76 for the original post.

[Federico Italiano @FedeItaliano76]

Fan Ho's rare colour photographs of Hong Kong in the 1950s and 60s

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

"Better to be the oldest person in the gym than the youngest in the nursing home" should be a mantra for anyone over the age of 40.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

There's no point living to 100 if you're not lifting weights. Loss of muscle takes away from your quality of life. It makes easy things harder. If you intend to live long please lift weights. Better to be the oldest person in the gym than the youngest in the nursing home.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@TheVallyD Me too - as a kid, my dad told me the show was all a silly spoof, & I just flat out refused to believe him. It just made perfect sense as a serious TV show, to me.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@ExploresMr I'd guess it's something about either John Stilgoe (who did this sort of thing) or John Lewis Gaddis - Gaddis's book "The Landscape of History" talks about his childhood fascination with abandoned places. Be weird for him to refer to himself in the 3rd person, though.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@matton79

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@CoachDanGo 100%. There are some great pictures that help to visualise what that means - I can't remember the original creator so if anyone know please feel free to credit them.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

Sound advice. I don't know much about AI, but I *do* know not to trust the faceless mystery robots with my most personal & sensitive information. 😂

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Nobody, and I repeat, absolutely nobody should ever upload their medical information into an AI platform.

I am telling you this as a former intelligence officer.

[Logical Simon @LogicalSimon]

@ExploresMr That fantastic shot of the reflected columns has strong "Mines of Moria" vibes. 😂