Loki Jarson

I'm here to talk about video games and talk smack to game journos.
Former semi-pro drummer/photographer/comedian.
89% of what I post are jokes.

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Making a (semi) perma-pinned post for the podcast, if you care to listen to a show hosted by a couple of dorks (don't deny it, @TheJoStizzy) about video games and the business thereof:

https://t.co/mTu9exBhA7

[Sergeant “Sarge” Sentinel @SSGSentinel]

The most underrated Call of Duty of All Time, In Your Opinion 👇🏻

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Ashley did nothing wrong and was right about everything.

[Good Opinions Calvin's Dad @MrGoodOps]

She was right though. In ME1 she asked if it was okay to let Tali poke around the Normandy’s systems and in ME3 *somehow* the Quarians have a ship with a tantalus drive. She says when their backs are to the walls the aliens will abandon us & Asari did just that when Thessia fell.

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Instead of doing anything productive today, I beat Kingdom Hearts without changing the starting default equipment.

for the 5th time in my life

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@thehalfsend

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@BudrinoPolitics People who want free money from the government for nothing in return are the dumbest motherfuckers.

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Everything MUST be easier for the modern day.

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@ScarifPodcast Does it give off black light?

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@SSGSentinel

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Raw numbers say Halo and it's not even close.

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@Keibettt @IGN The MCU that just had the highest grossing movie of all time?

that one

I'm not a fanboy here, just looking at the raw numbers.

[NetCat (No Maidens?) 🇺🇸 @NetCat144]

Let's play some more Final Fantasy Resonance!

Come join me!
Link below!

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gunn is incapable of telling the truth.

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It literally was created from Napoleonic wargaming, you twat.

[Miss Malyss @MissMalyssGoth]

@aeneas2007 @boogietothemax You were already the minority. D&D has always been theater kids.

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thats a hell of a ratio

[EA Play @EAPlay]

Treat yourself—it is October, after all. The only scary thing is missing out. 🫣

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Better than the "thread" or whatever trash acolyte was going for.

["Always Sunny On Scarif"😎 @ScarifPodcast]

We're changing the name of the Force to Scuttlebutt. May the Scuttlebutt be with you!

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@ScarifPodcast

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..............it's not an rpg

[CONTROL Resonant 🔻OUT NOW! @ControlRemedy]

CONTROL Resonant is now available on GOG! Enjoy this thrilling action-adventure RPG, DRM free.

Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and our survival against a reality-bending cosmic threat.

#CONTROLResonant

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@desfrect @pcgamer My joke quote is Valve "saying it." They do not actually care.