Lon Lon

#Comedian #ARTIST
& aLL-Around BAD A$$!!!

#LonLon

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[Lon Lon @LonLon_LOL]

I have ALWAYS wanted to see Lauryn Hill perform LIVE! ... I mean, Since you asked @Postmates is #BetterThanSanta https://t.co/ABQ9Z32lro

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@MeghanMcCain claims that Trump "did Well with Black & Latino Men" .... & Judging solely on her BodyType ... SO DID SHE!! 😂 😂

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@MeghanMcCain Just REMINDED us aLL Why You CANNOT Trust ANY "Conservative" They Fight Tooth & Nail 2 Exclude Minority Voters & Then Blame the outcome on them ...👹

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@MeghanMcCain FUCKN Tried It! Claim Black & Latino Men Voted for Trump ... But her RACIST Pals Gerrymandered the Vote so much Minority Votes didn't even Count

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iSeriously HATE Megan McCain on the View! She said Black & Latino Men Voted 4 Trump... First of all, FVCK YOU!! Conservative CUNT!

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Hey Black Twitter! I think the footage of Wendy Williams passing out 2DAY SyncsUp Kinda Perfectly w/ Lil Kim & Mobb Deep🤔 You're Welcome!

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@fakedansavage I thought you Gays were Accepting of aLL?! 🤔 Turns out your Just as ClosedMinded as Straights... plus Sodomy! 😏

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I BELIEVE EVERYTHING @kathygriffin had to Say! Andy Cohen CokeHead ✅ Harvey Levin Trump Sucker & WomanHater ✅ ... Stay Strong Sis!!

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Seem like the LGBlah Blah Blah community is Quick to Shun Kevin Spacey after Fighting a 20 year Battle of Acceptance & Normalization 🤔

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#DutchMasters keep trying to sell INFERIOR Products & that ain't gonna work out in the long Run

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@att @apple SLOWING Down iPhones to encourage people to upgrade but Ironically they making me wanna Switch Phones & CARRIER! 10 yrs & 😏

[Cyrus McQueen @CyrusMMcQueen]

Jerry Jones now says, any player who 'disrespects' the flag will be benched... oh, but they can keep disrespecting their women all they want

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Uhh Who the Actress playing Whitney in this #BobbiKristina Movie? ... cuz I mean, She EMBODIED Nippy!!💯

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I can't Help but Notice Dumb, UNTALENTED Bitches (i.e. Kardashians & TMZ) be Sooo Quick 2 Defend Ugly Racist Bitches Only 2 end Up 👀 STUPID

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@HarveyLevinTMZ What y'all a Day behind?! Ready 2attack #CamNewton 4 Sexism meanwhile the Bitch #JourdanRodrigue is a FUCKN Racist! #CatchUp

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@TMZ I Hate U Devils for makin me Defend a Football Player, but Why is what he said Sexist?! It is Funny hearing Woman talk Sports Lingo

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50+ people Massacred in Vegas ... WAY 2 Go @NRA Things just Keep Better & Better 4 YaLL! 👹

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Heeeey I been Boycotting the NFL My Whole Damn LIFE!!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I'd like to see you try and kick a ball you fat fuck. https://t.co/gkwXuV7LRV

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I'm like @AnnCoulter Talk Shit after the Storm when the mayor of Houston is Rebuilding Houses with her Bare 2 HANDS!! U NaziCUNT!