ElonMabonJovi

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[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

https://t.co/FukV2PiSXt

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@_pnwpdx @MGPforCongress *Your

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@MommaMelangell @MGPforCongress My boss is 78, but she's nothing like the zombies in office. A cognitive test could weed out some of the younger members who are hard of thinking

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[...And Vol. 4 All @AV4APod]

don't get mad at me @RealMetalKevin or @punt_rd

AC/DC can be great AND this can be funny...

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@MadeofMonsters it's fun, but I wouldn't make a habit of it

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@nickolasco10285 @hausofdecline haha yeah that was great

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The snake stares at my closet, “Hey man, why u own so many onesies? You’re fucking 40!” I try to explain they’re socks but the other snakes are laughing too hard to hear. I wake up in a cold sweat. I shake my wife awake. “I need our label mak—” She cuts me off, “It won’t help. Snakes can’t read.”

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@Slame333 @TheWapplehouse @kiwiviolence It's a shame the punk bands of my era were never compensated properly for putting out great music and putting on great shows. You can't eat artistic integrity. They could have learned a lot from the gangsta rappers. Ice T should have sat them down in a room and laid it out.

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@MadeofMonsters That's nice, they can keep each other company on Mars

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@VigilantFox Lost all respect for Maher in tho 90's, when the strippers at my local strip club said he'd been in and behaved badly.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@prieurdp This is a very elaborate way of admitting that you can’t reverse a car.

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

Getting all the people in the back pews with my incense trebuchet

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Good excuse to post one of my favorite jokes in cartoon history

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@feraljokes what the fuck

[GO NY GO NY GO 🏆 @NYKFiles]

This might be one of the most intellectual conversations I’ve ever heard😂

What’s the answer? 🎥@NewYorkNico

[dotn @dotn]

@abram_facts That you’ve heard from second hand sources.

You know Hitler did a rap before killing himself? Started the whole genre. That’s what I heard.

[ElonMabonJovi @LonMabon]

@AlmyPrince @JacobyLuka @maggistratus It's not about suffering, it's how a man can positively affect an outcome without making himself the center of attention. It's about knowing when to be quiet. It's looking out for your loved ones.