Marcus 'Kraz' LongWinds

I'm a writer, but only a few people know it; I'm an essayist in a Twitter-length world. I'd expand on that, but I only have 160 characters to describe myself.

[Marcus 'Kraz' LongWinds @LongWinder]

@RoyseAlyssa I don't know about "issues-focused", but there's some good communities and sub-cultures to be found on Discord if you can figure out a suitable topic or fandom to be worth joining. Skews young, but not always. Shared interests can lead to off-topic connections.

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Our MAGA-geddon — A few determined Americans defy the odds to force Earth into the path of Asteroid-47, which was going to pass it by.

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Proof that autocorrect is older than we thought. I bet Seuss is still tossing in his thneed over this one.

[Alexandra Bowman @scripta_bene]

“Buttery”? Not “butterfly?” Life is a lie

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@Acyn @atrupar Will it be available on-demand on YouTube (or elsewhere) for people who are interested but can't make that time? Thank you both for your work.

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@Violinzilla @CogitoErgoWtf My 15 year old daughter started sharing this guy’s videos with me a couple weeks ago. https://t.co/9aDklbg0Km

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@scripta_bene I totally believe your assertion that it's not you, but when I first saw the pic, I totally thought (hoped) it was. I still haven't watched the segment, so my headcannon is he loves Cats.

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@RoyseAlyssa @SimpliSafe Only monthly? Man, I've been cleaning mine every two weeks for years. I feel silly now.

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@atrupar One of these slurs is not like the others.

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@Jomboy_ I love the combination of goofiness and insight into details like pitch tipping that I never could notice on my own. Your breakdowns are the only baseball I've watched this season. Keep 'em comin'.

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@scripta_bene @SPXcomics I'm relying on context clues to guess what that means, but based on your excitement — congratulations! Good luck, I think?

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@Celestephase @RiotGrlErin Finally a convenient way to mount my novelty “flashlight” collection. 🔦🔦🔦

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@RiotGrlErin Where do you stand on "dude"? Asking from California.

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@Jomboy_ If I could see or listen to details like these while watching baseball, I might actually watch baseball.

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@vinn_ayy Whether I close my eyes and only listen, or mute the audio and only watch, that was impressive. Both at the same time was amazing.

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I hardly ever watch MLB anymore, but I love these lip-reading breakdowns! The attention to fans in the background always cracks me up. Thanks, @Jomboy_

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Diamondbacks manager Torey Lovullo swears his team would never intentionally hit a batter, a breakdown

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@Acyn I know from @acyn and @atrupar that @SnapStream offers easy-to-share clips of live events. Out of curiosity, I have tried to see what it costs or if there's a consumer-level tier of service, and I find nothing except how to submit contact info. Is it only for journalists?

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@Ariel_Comedy Sounds like Reddit’s version of chucking a can full of malicious concern at you on the digital stage. Those dudes obviously don’t know you.

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@HC_Richardson I don’t think Biden was incoherent or lost, but his stuttering and weak voice will be spun as both.

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@HC_Richardson I 100% agree with you, yet hang my head knowing the MAGAs have the opposite impression.

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@RoyseAlyssa It’s painful.