Jim Longboard

I did not pitch for the Boston Red Sox

[Jim Longboard @LongboardJimmy]

Penny is gawd 🙌 https://t.co/sKPCzquoqC

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@ceoemeritus Gay

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@ComplexSports He made a fucking joke 10 years ago….get over it

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@quidditchguy @milesapartshow Menners W

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@Menners__ I can’t believe he took you out to dinner after you fucked the shit out of his lovely wife all week while he was away

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@biteecee @DanteTheDon @stoolpresidente lol why are you so gay?

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@masturduhbaiter @DanteTheDon Buddy if you think that office isn’t already loaded with dust, you must not know @nickysmokess

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@br46806818 @vince75426 @TheFanAccountX @iFightForKids @duelbetcasino Welcome to America

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@TheFanAccountX @iFightForKids @duelbetcasino Chid should have complied with the laws of our country.

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@PicksCentral @KFCBarstool Is Kevin ever going to address that he cohosts a divorce attorney podcast?

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@TheClemReport I’ve been rooting for the Spurs since my team got bounced….but I put on your live stream for a minute last night and seeing how happy you were made me feel good. Only bad things can happen to the other mutants you were with, but you deserve this.

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@W_B_Rick @RealCGriff @mostlysports WBR W

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@stoolpresidente #Mut2Saratoga

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@DanteTheDon I don’t like him or dislike him but the Channel 5 interviews definitely humanized him for me. You would like them.

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Politics has broken everybody’s brains. This Patrick dude was probably a decent guy before politics turned him into a massive pos

(And before you accuse me of targeting Patrick bc of his political affiliation, I can assure you there is an exact clone of Pat on the other side)

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@BladeoftheS Even the 1/5th prices are way too high

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@PhillySportsSrc Whether some people think he talked his way out of Tennessee, his coach there was fucking pissed at ownership when AJ got traded. That coach is currently the coach in NE so it will likely work out as long as his body holds up.

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@OhioTate Tim to read your first book big dawg 📖 💨

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@Ky1eLong I don’t hear a lot of “equality is a good thing” in the south. I hear a lot of “master race”

I don’t think it’s intentionally racist I just think it’s that most of them are descendants of slave owners, maybe? Someone from the south please explain this to me

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@okcclips @RealJayWilliams His point is 100% correct. Get Shai’s dick out your mouth. He fucking sucks to watch play basketball right now. He was electric before all the bitch ass flopping

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This fucking dork knows nothing at all about ball

[Stevie @RaptorsShaq]

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