Jerry Long

Less nice half of a satirical sketch comedy team. Please read and support my work here-

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Made this film because @montypython are our Gods.
NOT because we hung backstage at Hollywood Bowl-Graham Chapman tried to get us an agent-TerryJones offered advice& MichaelPalin appeared on our radio show. But BECAUSE they are INCREDIBLE PEOPLE...for Gods
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@aarondmiller2 @dahliasc @naftalibennett I'm quite sure #Israel will start by killing innocent #Palestinians.

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Lost amid all the talk about #Israel and the evil of #Zionism is how screwed up the origins of #Christianity are:
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@aarondmiller2 @CarnegieEndow @ForeignPolicy for horrific and demonstrably evil reasons #Netanyahu
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[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

That great Israeli journalist Gideon Levy @gideonle with a scorcher on the genocide in Gaza. And the Israeli ‘solution.’

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@DerekBodnerNBA Do you believe the major consideration for Harris in keeping Nurse was the job he did or the cash that's owed him?

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@deborahlipstadt @NYPDPC @MikeBloomberg Wake me when you're "devastated" that Smotrich was there. #Israel
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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m surprised this conversation wasn’t more congenial given Earl Weaver’s reasonable opening position of “You’re here and this crew is here just to fuck us” …

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@caitoz Fortunately, the United States is NOT a Judeo-Christian nation.
#religionorextremism
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@davidfrum Congrats on getting all that innocent Iraqi blood wiped off your keyboard in order to type that.
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@davidclowery In case you'd prefer something random from a human follower: https://t.co/diqItVqJgd

[CBain @cbain100]

We flipped them into a Tobias max contract and a guy with a career ending nut allergy

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[Tyrese Maxey @TyreseMaxey]

JMAC

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@jaketapper Shouldn't you be downplaying genocide or something?

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@SpikeEskin @YourManDevine @RTRSPodcast I'd settle for getting an executive who values bench depth and the patience to nurture it, and an owner willing to admit that, as a multi-billionaire, he doesn't need to squeeze every shekel to avoid paying for those players. #Sixers

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@marklevinshow Now give your review of polyester.

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Oh look, Towns is dead again.
#Sixers #NBA

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@KyleNeubeck This is a new and extremely enjoyable side of you.

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@jonathanchait Whereas I despise both him and you.

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@Espngreeny How you stay gainfully employed is one of life’s true mysteries.