Laurah Mukami

Reign's mother 😍

[Caroline Mutoko @CarolineMutoko]

Is @chipukeezyvini taller than Kevin Hart? How???????

[Candy 🇵🇸🇰🇪✊🏿 @Canduh_]

When you eat a Tropical Mint then drink cold water

[Kerubo @slyrie]

Nobody will love you the way a broke man will. He'll probably cheat, but he'll still really love you. Leave when he becomes rich.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

"I used to study at break time while everyone else was playing" starter pack

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

When you get into a relationship your priorities & how you spend your time all change, your pals have to meet you half way. https://t.co/35HJsdNYgC

[Laurah Mukami @Lorahbambi]

@Kalasinga_ Hahaha

[Words @wordstionary]

It might take a day. It might take a year, but what's meant to be will always find its way.

[Jeff Parshley @JeffParshley]

Beware of falling in love with a tiny part of someone and mistaking it for them entirely

[Naitwa Mwangi Photos @JonahJmwangi]

#KDFKulbiyow If you ate today thank a farmer. If you ate in peace thank
a soldier @kdfinfo @RachaelOmamo @OleItumbi @Mtendawema

[Wòûçï🇵🇸🇨🇩 @Wouci]

If my Profile says am in Dubai over Easter holidays &U happen 2see me around,then you're also in Dubai.Let's not complicate things,OK? @kot

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

A female shark in a Seoul aquarium didn't like a male shark bumping into her. So she ate him https://t.co/HJyUaZZDZy

[Fearless @JosephKinyah]

Milk 1Ltr Ksh 160, buying from farmer 25 bob. Farmers cannot even buy what they sold #CostOfLivingKe

[Evance @Kajeey_]

EVEN IF THE JUBILEE GOVERNMENT DELIVERED US TO THE PROMISED LAND, WILLIAM RUTO WILL BE THERE TO GRAB IT. Happy #LabourDay #CostOfLivingKe

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The good thing with having chicken pox is having a studded penis.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.

I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit in my pants from March.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

2-year-old: *stares at a pregnant lady in church*

Me: She has a baby in her tummy.

2: *whispering* She ate it.

[Laurah Mukami @Lorahbambi]

Hihi https://t.co/bmIslLwuxW

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

I want to apologise to everyone who saw that tweet where I tweeted that "Arsenal will win the 2016/17 EPL". I was young, naive and stupid.