Al-Tini

Family first // Retired Manchester United fan// QA // day dreamer // Pharma+Tech//🧽

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

@DejiAdesogan He’s a comedian from zim. He’s not a SAN. It’s content . You should know this 🫣

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

Ronda Rousey returns…. Ronda Rousey wins all in 20 sec lol #netflixmvp

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

How you get taxed to death in Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦

Me: Earn $220k+ in income
CRA: Lovely. We’ll take 53.53% of that

Me: Treat yourself to a exotic car for the hard work
CRA: Add 23% Tax

Me: Put $100 in the gas tank
CRA: That'll be 35% Tax

Me: Make $250k capital gains on stocks
CRA: That'll be 66.7% Capital Gains Tax

Me: Investment income retained in corporation
CRA: That'll be 50.17% tax mate.

I could go on, but the harder you work, and the more value you create in the economy, the more they punish you in Canada.

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice....

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

“… if you are not at the table , you are on the menu”

PM Mark Carney

[Math Files @Math_files]

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

@cmainx_ I don’t know who’s worse between a religious fanatic and an anti-religion fanatic?

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

@__Ayiisha__ 1st 3 years

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

@story_collector 🎂

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

Lerone freaking Murphy!!!!!!! #UFC319

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

Elliot must be on crack #ufc319

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Introverts are kind people, but if you piss them off, they'll ignore your whole existence. They're givers. They love. They care. They reciprocate. They'll give you chances after chances. Over & over again. But once they've had it, they don't revenge, they just disappear forever.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

You do not have to share the people you love with people who don’t love you.

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

Trios

[CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽 @conquertheno]

Which bird is it?

[WHO? @soursillypickle]

My husband and I decided we don't want children.

It was a difficult decision, but we're telling them tonight.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

I don’t think you realize how impressive this is

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

@inezalbright2 Back

[Al-Tini @LordAltini_]

Chromakopia

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Ancient hairstyles from Rwanda 🇷🇼