Lord Delpus

Non-bio

[Craig Charles @CCfunkandsoul]

Tug of war with the big moon🤘🏽

[GB News Spin Room @GBNewsSpin]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the average GB News viewer.

Abhorrent.

[🚦⛔🛑🚦 @_The_Nikodimos_]

How do you balls that up?

[Lord Delpus @LordDelpus]

@JasonReidUK I’m struggling to see what is wrong with this photograph.
Straight man, 2 kids, both of whom slept in a Moses basket. Cos. That’s fucking normal as a parent regardless of what gender your partner is.

[Hannah Waddingham. @hanwaddingham]

WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve died and gone to heaven! @goldenglobes I AM SHOOKETH!!!!! Thank you SO,SO MUCH. This list is the greatest gift! Thank you for including me. I’m FLOORED! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🙈🙈🙈

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

No @elonmusk, he did more than just say things. He defamed people and incited violence and harassment against them. He has a 1.5 billion judgement against him. You are free to say stupid shit as you often do, but lying about your motives only reinforces how pathetic you are.

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

Fact of the Day: The Cobra helicopter gunship can spit venom from the middle of its spinny thing to hit baddies almost 800.85ft (7.175 London buses) away

Photographed from a Canberra #AvGeek #aviation #Aviationgeeks

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Yesterday, The King received the Norwegian Ambassador, Mr. Tore Hattrem, at Buckingham Palace. The Audience took place on the day that the Norwegian Spruce, given as a gift from the people of Norway to the people of the UK, was illuminated in Trafalgar Square.

This annual gift symbolises Norway's gratitude for the UK's support during the Second World War.

[London Cycles @London_Cycles]

Them - "That's all well and good when it's summer and the weather's nice, but no one will be cycling when it's raining, cold and dark in December"

Londoners in December -

[. @LouiseRawAuthor]

Always a bit worrying when you see a priest this close to a little boy.
I hope the wee lad in the Mothercare (age 8-9 Years) jeans is ok…

…OH WAIT

[Monsieur Cholet @stugoo17]

GARY R THOMAS - No words! 👇😡

#PostOfficeScandal #PostOfficeInquiry

[Frank Gardner @FrankRGardner]

Not sure if this is a reassuring sight or not: de-icing the plane for takeoff here in Berlin:

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Newsnight journalism making waves. Funny that.

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

THIS DAY in 2000, the Daily Mail, ever on the cusp of technology, declared the Internet a 'Passing Fad'.

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

Says someone who has never been in a London Black cab.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Seen this everywhere since Sunday, mostly nicked or uncredited but this is the original. It takes no effort to add the maker, wish more people would. Anyway. Great work @IamHappyToast Chuffed @ErlingHaaland got to see it. ♥️🎨

[Lord Delpus @LordDelpus]

Agreed. You absolute fridge magnet.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Can confirm.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Do you have 'Bullshit Excuses' by Boris Johnson?
You do?
All 23 volumes?
Oh that's wonderful"

[Lord Delpus @LordDelpus]

@DuncanNewmarch Oh god why did you do this to me whyyy!!