Marco

Are you a Heather, a Veronica, or a J.D.?

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

If you see someone cute and want to kiss them say “I’m on a scavenger hunt, and i have to take a picture kissing the cutest person here, can i kiss you?” my friends and i agreed that that shit would work. Shooters, shoot your shot.

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 27 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 27 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 27 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 27 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Giuly @Princessofwifi]

uber driver: are you ok?

me at 5am:

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

@DarienFaye You have to impress me first

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

Wow i really miss my friends already it’s either only been a day,two weeks, or a month and i feel like it’s been a whole ass year

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

I look extra homeless today and got cat called walking home ypsi is so fucking weird

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

@DarienFaye Yeah that’s about accurate lmao

[#HalloweenEnds @halloweenmovie]

This October, Michael Myers returns. Watch the #HalloweenMovie trailer now.

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

I just asked why colleges don’t have a scholastic book fair and had a sad realization that they do it’s just called the book store and everything is 3 times the price

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

I’ve been so stressed lately that prison sounds like a fun vacation lmao help

[Trashvis @Trashvis]

Pre-marinated burger https://t.co/igAMep75Cn

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

Men think the clit is actually a uvula so they are afraid you will throw up if they touch it, teach these boys biology

[clit eastward @livxanderson]

if my graduating class thinks im coming to a 5 yr reunion,,think again!! i will only come to a reunion when i am well established and out of michigan so i can shit on u all for staying downriver <3 see u at the 10 yr though!!

[Marco @Lordmajor_]

@DarienFaye A bitch has arrived