Lord of bagel

funny internet bloke nobody knows about

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

@SeaofCheaters @caramel_craft @thebsot Please be quiet little man

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Urologists really went to school and majored in penis

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

Mmm leftover Chinese food with an fried egg on top

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

@Rival386905 @Nick_Cerveza Me

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

@dweebstomper @BenosOnline @tscaloosatitans "Yes"

[Kind Raccoon @2boring4U]

@jaketropolis Getting hit with sticks goes against Western values we have a phrase "stop fucking hitting me that hurts" it means that it hurts to be hit with a stick.

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

NEVER dice up a jalapeño and then touch your lil beast #ouch

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

@HollywoodHandle Yo already seen it lokwkey

[Team Fortress 2 @Dev_TF2]

About the MvM update
https://t.co/80BYVaAMys

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

@GRUNGEP1LLED Its genius

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

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[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

Someone just reposted my reply then immediately reposted venom porn

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

@Tairbaz Hes green and in between

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

fat guy who had both arms amputated pulling his shirt down via telekinesis

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

@fewterpewter @valnerium @GarlicCorgi Will you shut up, man?

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

RAP FACT: Roddy Ricch broke into a female-only guinea pig enclosure and impregnated all 100 of them.

[Lord of bagel @Lordofbagel]

The typa shit im on i won't even need eggs in my ommlete #beastmode

[Hobbs 🫐 @HBigMan_]

Good morning