Darth Wader

Come to the wet side, we have waders.
oh and let’s Restore Britain!

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

This has aged like milk, hasn’t it @Keir_Starmer

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have broken the law and repeatedly lied to the British public.

They must both resign.

The Conservatives are totally unfit to govern. Britain deserves better.

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@Keir_Starmer Let me guess, “mental health”, “lessons will be learnt”, “the actions of one individual do not represent that of the wider community”, “diversity is our strength” and most importantly, “don’t speculate on the details”.

Have I got that right?

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

Yes.

[Steve Miller @StevenJonMiller]

🚨NEW - I wonder if those who will vote Restore Britain, actually know what they are voting for?

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@GeoffBuysCars LOL some people need to learn to shut up and let people think they’re stupid, rather than opening their mouth and confirming it….

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@piersmorgan I hear Crowborough is only a few miles away, maybe check there first?

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@RanTeeThree @LucyTCWife My boss has stopped recruiting, he has LA contracts so is a license to print money, but the NI changes have had such an impact on finances that he simply cannot afford to recruit. Many people are part time earning £8-9k, previously outside of NI, now all are in employer NI.

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@MrHreviews @Sargon_of_Akkad @Keir_Starmer Don’t forget, don’t speculate, lessons will be learnt and the actions of one individual do not represent that of the wider community - have I got that right?

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@davidannett7 @lil_doza If the catholics and loyalists are teaming up, things are really bad.

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@CurveTorque What Lewis gives to charity is the equivalent percentage wise of you paying the higher Gift Aid entry price to a a zoo or theme park so they can claim back the 25%, in fact, percentage wise, you using Gift Aid probably give more to charity than Lewis does.

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@LucyTCWife You forgot the rest, “lessons will be learnt”, “the actions of one person are not representative of the entire community” and “don’t let these events be used for division by the far right”….

Oh and the most important one “don’t speculate on social media as to the details”.

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@elrington1952 @ttb_backagain @MattMalley14 @far_leftie Were you dropped on your head as a child?

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@Macho_Grande1 Bring back the Covid era where nobody was on the grid but those who had to be.

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@far_leftie Don’t worry @Tesco will jump in the post tomorrow and ask you to send them a DM to sort it out, without telling you, you can’t actually send them a DM because their DMs are bot based and the option “I’m DMing you because a staff member told me to” isn’t one of the options listed.

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Someone tweeted hurty words online.

[Gracie💙 @Gracie_Blue89]

SEXTORTION/GROOMING AND THE POLICE ARE PUNISHJNG THE VICTIM?😡😡

A 16yr old boy gets tricked by a grown man pretending to be a 16yr old girl on the internet.
The man coerces him into sending nudes, then blackmails him for money.
The boy's parents call the police with evidence (screenshots, phone number, everything)
The Police's response:
"We can't do anything about the predator... but we'll file a report against your son for distributing indecent images
His name will now show up on DBS checks

🎥 Video from Carla_Lou_Hopkins on TikTok who has given me permission to share her video

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@kris9883 @PeterStefanovi2 It’s not like we’re a huge market compared to say American or China, it would probably just be a rounding error in their accounts lol

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@PeterStefanovi2 These “device controls” have been on the phones since 2021.

This isn’t about protecting kids.

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@RanTeeThree @ukhomeoffice So was ours.

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@RanTeeThree The VPN connection is encrypted and should they ever decide to try that as soon they unplug the server to try and access the logs they get wiped, plus I can just relocate to another vpn outside the EU anytime I want.

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@RanTeeThree @ukhomeoffice It’s bullshit, Apple has had this function on their phones since 2021, Android too iirc. There’s a setting you can turn on under parental controls that does it.

I honestly wonder what planet these politicians and civil servants live on sometimes.

[Darth Wader @LordoftheSplash]

@ukhomeoffice This function has been on phones since 2021.

It’s part of parental functions.