Dave B

Photographer, gamer, genre fiction, cat wrangler, and programmer from Sydney. 🎧: @podculture_oz 📸: @waxwingsphoto 🐈: @apollo_msb 🐘

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@NotABigJerk @rianjohnson Kill it with fire

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@BriannaWu It’s the excess micro services adding latency

[Mastodon (@[email protected]) @joinmastodon]

As a company from eastern Germany, we know that building a wall to try and keep people from leaving isn't a good idea.

[nutty @nuttylmao]

You can delete my tweet, but let's see you delete an image of the tweet mwah ha ha

[Dan Luu @danluu]

Editing my name or description to add a or change a mastodon link now returns:

"Account update failed: Description is considered malware."

This seems totally fine at this point, since most people I follow are now primarily posting to Mastodon.

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@halidecamera Will it be a perpetual license, at least?

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@GrogsGamut Executive pay makes me vomit

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@GrogsGamut Also implicitly saying that they’d do the same if they had the opportunity

[Greg Jericho @GrogsGamut]

All those MPs voting that they were ok with being deceived by their leader, and implicitly saying that they would be happy to be so again

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@BriannaWu @elonmusk Sickest burn of the week

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@troyhunt I’d prefer a mandatory disclosure of breach

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@itispitchblack Yeah…

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

If 2FA is broken, then you can’t trust the service. Time to make plans to abandon ship. Just need to figure out where I’m going, esp since I avoid Meta like the place

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

3/ So today, the dismantling of services begins!

And, predictably, something goes wrong. One example is he’s reportedly broken two factor authentication.

If you log out of Twitter, it won’t send you a code to let you log back in.

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

My @secretlabchairs hydraulic piston is nearly dead, and there isn’t a replacement for sale on their website. Is there a generic part I can source?

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

By the time this is over, *Twitter* will be the microservice

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@murpharoo @msmarto Markets are fine until they stop serving the people

[Ricky Mondello @rmondello]

Hi folks! The Authentication Experience team at Apple, which I manage, is looking for a software engineering intern (iOS/Swift) for the summer of 2023!

This is the team that brought you passkeys and the “best feature Apple’s ever made”, according to the Twitter meme. 1/3

[Claire Silver 🌸 @ClaireSilver]

this amouranth stuff has me so m a d
reveals her multi-year abuse by streaming a live phonecall of her husband screaming horrific insults, threatening to kill her pets, & burn 250k b/c she didnt answer texts for a few hours, & twitters take is

a) shes married? >:(
b) her fault

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@Apollo_MSB every morning…

[Dave B @LoreWandererAU]

@EposVox I’m tired of Games as a Service. Playing indie games that are one off purchases is so refreshing