Lorene

Don't you baby me, you two-faced lying bastard

[Lorene @Lorene_zm]

@Autodromo_Monza Ma la pit lane walk non c'è per i biglietti 3 giorni?

[IHOP @IHOP]

being a person is getting too complicated
time to be a pancake

[Lino Treize @LinoTreize]

Buffon il est incroyable quand il va mourir la Juve ils vont mettre son cercueil dans les buts ils finiront tjs meilleure défense

[Pierre Maturana @pierre_maturana]

La Juventus profite des matchs pour marquer, parce que quand tu t'entraines avec Buffon, Chiellini ou Bonucci, c'est moins simple. #JuveFCB

[Sultan 🦅🇵🇰 @Kamran_27]

Dybala il est comme ça ce soir :
#JuveFCB

[Noga Tarnopolsky נגה טרנופולסקי نوغا ترنوبولسكي @NTarnopolsky]

FLOTUS official portraits, 2009 & 2017. (Note positioning of Melania Trump's diamond ring.)

[Babeth Bld @BabethBlanchard]

Voila voila tout se résume #LeGrandDebat

[La SMAcadémie @La_SMAcademie]

Aurier il était comme ça sur le banc quand Emery l'a appelé. #FCLPSG

[Lino Treize @LinoTreize]

Aurier il a mis 7 minutes à se préparer soit le temps qu'il a fallu à Barcelone pour mettre 3 buts

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

A Gay, a Muslim, and a Jew hit Nordstrom and then hit @WhiteHouse to give the finger to @realDonaldTrump.

[Space Force @USA_SpaceForce]

Thank you for bringing attention to this Kellyanne Conway. I myself was actually killed in the Bowling Green Massacre.

[Sean Spicer Facts @SeanSpicerFacts]

Donald Trump was the first person to walk on the moon, despite what the dishonest media claims. #SpicerFacts

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

Confirmed: Iran's Asghar Farhadi won't be let into the US to attend Oscar's. He's nominated for best foreign language film...
#MuslimBan

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Simply put, any policy proposal which drives up costs of Corona, tequila, or margaritas is a big-time bad idea. Mucho Sad. (2)

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

Inside the blue Tiffany's box Melania handed Michelle is just a desperately scrawled note that says "Take me with you."