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[Lorn @LornDuck]

Me: Hey look! A cat! What do cats say?

3 y/o: meoww

Me: well done!

3 y/o: but we can't tell mummy we said meow

Me: why's that then?

3 y/o *deadpan*: because she might think we are cats.

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@maroonwillow Hi I am interested in Vienna if you don't need it and I don't get selected! (Haven't heard yet)

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

“Hey Dad, is this heaven?”
“No, son. It’s Wales” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️

[Lorn @LornDuck]

Getting doctors appointments are like getting Glastonbury tickets at the moment. Three of us trying for my nan this morning and still nothing. Nonsense.

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@MrsJMcNulty @glastonbury No you need both, replying because they won't before the sale is up

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@jade_rushby @NetflixUK You have to pay for it it said

[Lorn @LornDuck]

Still mourning the loss of parks and rec from @NetflixUK. Not even a warning. What a cruel, cruel world.

[Lorn @LornDuck]

Also please no spoiler GIFs as it's my first watch through and I intend to somehow find a way of finishing it

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@jade_rushby Amazing

[Lorn @LornDuck]

Why is this even still a thing? Noone likes this.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Hell is just an eternity of going around the room and saying a bit about ourselves.

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

🫣

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[SonicFacts™ @SonicFactsTM]

Sonic enjoys lasagna too but he doesn’t feel the need to make it his whole personality

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@Domooo88 @martyn_wooles @themichaelowen I understand the intention is good but when it is thought of in this way it implies that women should be respected because of their relationship to other men in their lives. Women should be respected because they are people, not because they are a man's daughter/sister/wife.

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@PrendyTSS Respect that he's gone home and got straight back on it

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Wembley, last night was one of my favourite shows we’ve ever played. I don’t know where to begin thanking you, I’m completely overwhelmed. I’m so grateful, I’m so happy. Thank you, thank you.
I love you all. See you later. H

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@NinjaStarship Me and my mum

[teleayo @teleayo1]

Curtis hearing Ekin-Su didn’t get her morning coffee #LoveIsland

[Lorn @LornDuck]

@NinjaStarship I've never seen Elizabethtown but she was my top match...

[Lorn @LornDuck]

Current pet hate: people who get aggressive about being bumped into AT THE FRONT OF A ROCK CONCERT. Absolutely ludicrous. Maybe covid has changed gig etiquette? Idk but change it back.

[Lorn @LornDuck]

St Mary's street last night was appalling. An actual sea of litter that's probably going to take the whole day for some poor soul to clear. I've never been so disappointed in my own city. Cardiff, do better or don't drink.