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BJJ competitor. Artist. Carrot cake enthusiast. 🇵🇷 #BlackLivesMatter

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POV: You’re at Coachella, patiently waiting for Frank Ocean & some group called Knocked Loose opens

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

in 2012 he rapped about doing this kind of shit and it sounded kinda crazy at the time. now look

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

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We are so back

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My lil man crossed the rainbow bridge after 15 1/2 incredible years. He was my road dog, my best friend & the sweetest boy there ever was. I barely post here anymore, but I wanted to say something to honor the bond I had with him. I’ll miss you Rocco, til we meet again🤍

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the most Drew Gilbert thing I’ve ever seen

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The boys got a little excited after beating the Dodgers

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new episode of ‘THE BEAR’ was secretly filmed & is now available on Hulu.

The prequel episode follows Richie and Michael on a work trip to Gary, Indiana.

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Yerrrrr

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

No new episode this week, so how about an everything we can tell you about Season 5 post

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

#ClayfaceMovie only in theaters October 23.

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This is our generations Frye vs Takayama #UFC327

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I could’ve been one of the Isley’s

[NFL @NFL]

.@brockpurdy13 has come a long way since being the "Mr. Irrelevant" of the 2022 NFL Draft 🙌

2026 NFL Draft – April 23-25 on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
Stream on @NFLPlus

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Pastry chefs at 3AM:

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit!

First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

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If the Niners get Myles Garrett I will shave my head

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

Sports Illustrated writer Conor Orr says a Myles Garrett trade makes sense for the Browns, and lists the 49ers as a team that could be a possible destination:

“This would be an interesting long-term gamble on behalf of the Browns. While the 49ers are an excellent, top-10 team right now, their aging roster presents the possibility of a few injuries derailing a season and making future 49ers draft capital look immensely valuable. In the Kyle Shanahan era, San Francisco has picked third, ninth, second and 11th (though some of those higher picks were the result of a trade up). The 49ers are moving like a team that acknowledges upgrades are necessary to compete in an increasingly competitive NFC West, and Garrett would dramatically raise the efficacy of star pass rusher Nick Bosa in the interim. This would be a salvo fired directly toward the less-mobile Stafford and bootleg-dependent Sam Darnold within the division.”

via: @ConorOrr

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Reportedly, TKO boss Ari Emanuel is the one who asked Trump to drop the case against Ticketmaster.

There is maybe not a better example of corporate avarice, insider favoritism and audience wealth extraction in pro sports than TKO.

The next admin should break them up.

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@PoemsNPatron Got off at the last stop before this app shit the bed lol real talk tho I just got tired of social media. Bought a crib & found some hobbies that take up my time. Old man shit lmao hope you’re doing well bro!

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

AFRO MAN now controls all spice production in the imperium.

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Somebody buy me Giants tickets this season and ill call your ex bald

[SleeperSFGiants @SleeperSFGiants]

The 999 Challenge is coming to Oracle Park!

h/t coleslunch on IG

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A true American hero.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.