Louisa

Digital Marketing + Copywriting at | Editor at Malwarebytes Labs. Owner of small dog, kids, and bunch o' Sierra games. INFJ.

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@Malwarebytes These companies prey on desperate people. Is it a scam if they tell you in the fine print you’re about to be scammed?

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@DrSdeG If someone’s in pain, give them adequate pain relief. It’s quite simple. It starts with believing them. There’s a whole lot of not-believing (or not caring?) around O&G. Even from other women, there’s a fair amount of pull-yourself-together.

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

How is it that I've been managing #GoogleAds for 19 years and still have to go through painful calls with Google account reps to "optimize" my account with a bunch of recommendations that don't work for us?

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@MarkStockley @gcluley Late to this. But it’s prob bc they haven’t sorted out multiple users on business accounts. 2009 called - they want their password back.

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

#journorequest Looking for a quote from a Family Office or UHNW Wealth Manager about the importance of financial literacy and educating clients' children in family wealth management, and opinions on lack of same taught in private schools - thanks

[Jill ☯️ @LipglossJill]

The name’s

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@EassonRichie @we_sell_boxes @fesshole https://t.co/GBBLeZ3mYt

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@jamesoflynn @fesshole Did anyone ever take photos though? How do you even know which one’s yours in that sea of orange heads and bug eyes?
“Mum did you see me swim?!!?”
“Probably, darling.”

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@cjmpom @fesshole Replies to this comment have taken her tone out of context. She’s not being facetious, she’s asking if there’s particular parental behaviour that trends more than others in those later seeking therapy. It’s just wanting a better understanding of what other people experience 🤷‍♀️

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@CKablooie @Morrisons We’ve noticed this too!

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@Morrisons can’t checkout online. Payment validation just sends back to checkout screen

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@Mithra_Is_Fine @MarcusBlimi @catholicpat When both kids’ bags get diverted in to the “woah!” lane at security and you have to explain - twice - that’s it’s just a fortune telling 8 ball 🎱 with some headphones tangled up around it and we’re really sorry and yes they should have left those at home. 😫

[Anna Brading @annabrading]

My sister’s London restaurant had seven of its windows smashed in this week by a man with a hammer. 30 other businesses have had the same recently too. No help from the @metpoliceuk or @SadiqKhan Horrifying to think this guy’s just walking round with a hammer in his pocket.

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@annabrading Well that’s a bit shit.

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@honest_gardener @fesshole You gotta read “The Wife Between Us”. Just leaving that here.

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@laibach234 @biobootloader Plus swiss army knife, a cheese sandwich and a Poke Ball

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@AccidentalCISO Thanks for the airspace! Infosec Digital Marketing - blogs, social, sales tools, collateral etc. Working with MSPs, Cybersecurity orgs in UK and US. Website in bio. 🙌

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@annabrading

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

In a rare burst of enthusiasm I bleached the bathroom tiles in new house. Now they’re bleeding uncontrollably and I don’t know what I’ve done or how to fix it 🤷‍♀️🤨

[Louisa @LouisaStockley]

@matt_boddy Are you sure you didn’t write these slides?