Courtney ❁

my life is just as messy as my hair

[Courtney ❁ @LoveCourt3]

Tonight I was told "sweetie you're marrying Kevin Campbell, you'll never have to grow up" & nothing has ever made me want to marry him more

[Courtney ❁ @LoveCourt3]

@ckwilkosz Married 2+ years and I’m pretty sure I’m still Courtney Stefanski in Kevs haha

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[Courtney ❁ @LoveCourt3]

@jacob_stefanski

[Courtney ❁ @LoveCourt3]

@jacob_stefanski I am dying 😂😂😂

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Obgyn offices always crack me up because half the people there are pregnant and glowing and the other half are thinking “please put whatever thing in my body necessary so that I do not produce child”

[joh @areyoujoh]

don’t forget, protesting for the rights of marginalized and oppressed individuals and their safety is WAY DIFFERENT than throwing a fit because you lost an election 🖕🏼🖕🏼

[jackie @jackhayyy]

everyone is asking “what’s in the vaccine” but you didn’t ask “what’s in the $1 Applebee’s margaritas”

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?

[fosters_home4imaginaryfriends @christiannajane]

Girls on the bachelor at 24 vs me watching the bachelor at 24 #TheBachelor

[Nathan @muglerize]

ellie goldstein for allure’s digital cover story “the beauty of accessibility” december 2020, by vicki king

[Always On @werealwayson]

Bennett's Mom taking his application to Harvard #theBachelorette

[bitchy bachelorette @bachelor_fan101]

i know why i love bennett... he’s SCHMIDT #TheBachelorette

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[MILEY @miley]

PLASTIC HEARTS OUT NOVEMBER 27TH.

[Jacob Stefanski @jacob_stefanski]

Miley’s a damn ROCKER

[Jacob Stefanski @jacob_stefanski]

Get in RAY Baby’s way on the dance floor, I FUCKING DARE YOU

[Courtney ❁ @LoveCourt3]

To the man who referred to himself as Clark Griswold on the bachelorette. I choose you. (Sorry Kev)

[Courtney ❁ @LoveCourt3]

@amandaantoine_ #1