chris lowe

A pat on the back is only 6 inches away from a kick in the ass....

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@Ask_easyjet20 You can just have my bank sort code, account number, date of birth and inside leg measurement if you really want to try and have some of my money. You can’t even spell help desk you illiterate knob

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

Absolute shambles @manairport @easyJet our flight landed over an hour ago and no sign of any baggage yet in an empty baggage haul. Everyone on a team break??

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@perks2012 @jwpetterchak @feroefe64 @NoContextBrits It’s an ORGANIC Turkey you complete plum. Could do with some of the tinfoil from your hat to cook it. If you love the EU so much why don’t you disappear to Brussels

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@JohnBishop100 Not stopped you touring

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@SadiqKhan Pipe down mush. You’ve not exactly done a great job yourself. Maybe concentrate on your own job before sticking your nose into other areas.

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@adamlev09_adam @MENnewsdesk Ridiculous. Remember that if you ever dial 999 and need help urgently. Police driving isn’t the issue, it’s mindless idiots who pay no attention to anything/anyone else. Their cars are reflective, brightly coloured & have flashing lights and sirens. What more do you want?!

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@northernassist your service is a joke. Currently 50mins into a 12 minute journey. I could walk quicker.

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden Ooooh, interesting 🤔

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden 35 mpg ,.,,,,…

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden Parking is on point as usual as well 😂

[Sir Tellya Evrythins Gonnabe Alright @vialbaboy]

@GaryLineker Presenter ‘what should McTominey have done Roy?’
Roy (for it is he) ‘’TACKLE HIM......jeez...’
Mycah - dissolving into uncontrolled laughter.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden @BandQ If you’re having a service or repair, you’re allowed into showroom and allowed to sit in waiting area. Want to buy a car? Oh, sorry, you’re not allowed in. Makes sense?!!

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@DigiGroupPhil Love an E28, a proper under-appreciated classic!!

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden Good point well made

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden Well you’ve definitely been referred to as ‘P’ then.....

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden Don’t you do that?! C

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden @WankersWatch Wow 😳

Definitely not me. @leebradley_ ??

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@pndarden Oooooooooooooh yes!!!! Broccoli & cauliflower all the way 🥦

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@jeremycorbyn Why would anyone believe a word you say? You and your party have clearly shown to be devoid of any honesty for the past 3 years. The blames lies squarely with you and every other MP who have road blocked every attempt to deliver the result of the referendum

[chris lowe @Low3y_C]

@glen_rix @Oluinldn Not really. That’s how the right to vote works: it’s for people who can make an informed, reasoned decision. Like what happened in the referendum. Though your lot would insist that no one knew what they were doing if they didn’t agree with you.