“Dear Lord, grant me wisdom in 280-character nuggets. Mmm, nuggets! Continue to encheeto my complexion and keep strong winds from my do. Cover my foot in BBQ sauce so it tastes better. Don’t let the Dems have the tapes and keep brother Putin happy.” #maga
What’s this I hear about https://t.co/vkX4nNdyc8??? As if my own tweets could hurt my chances. Have you seen the polls??? Save your pennies #BidenHarris2020!!! You’ll never defeat me!!!! #DefeatByTweet
Any protesters, anarchists, agitators, looters or lowlifes who are going to Oklahoma please understand, you will not be treated like you have been in New York, Seattle, or Minneapolis. It will be a much different scene!
We made most Governors look very good, even great, by getting them the Ventilators, unlimited Testing, and supplies, all of which they should have had in their own stockpiles. So they look great, and I just keep rolling along, doing great things and getting Fake Lamestream News!
Nancy Pelosi just said, “I don’t know if we can be ready this week.” In other words, it’s off to vacation for the Do Nothing Democrats. That’s been the story with them for 1 1/2 years!
If only there was a platform for me to get the truth out! Someone needs to make an internet that allows longer stuff. #140IsTooSmallForMyWis https://t.co/9yaYV36TuX
“Hello, Larry? Is this Larry? Yeah, hi. It’s Don. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I’m gonna need the extra large milkshake tonight. Yeah, OK. You, too.” #BAM!!! 15 minutes later Best Shake Ever! #MAGA@ChickfilA#ImPeachMint