Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸

Half British, half Palestinian, half deaf, stage manager, mother, SM lecturer, technician, singer, dog owner, cyclist, yoga lover, cold water swimmer.

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@TSB has it got to the point where you have to book an appointment to do a simple transaction done OTC? Archway branch. 1 member of staff, no acknowledgement of me when I stood. But he was dealing with a customer who was clearly going to take ages so I'm unable to do my banking.

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@TheDespard happy New Year 🎊

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

America....help me understand why this is anything other than a complete shit show

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@MuddyFoxCycling hi! What are these bits called and can I buy spares? As you can see I've lost one! Thanks 👍🏼

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@TheDespard Just open X to see what's what before bed and this is what greets me 😨

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

Hooray!
https://t.co/D7OCqRCZX9

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

Some laughter in the darkness

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Tonight’s #HIGNFY is hosted by @BillBailey, with panellists @dalisochaponda and @helenlewis joining Ian and Paul. BBC One – 9pm (also on iPlayer)

[⊙¿⊙ ɯɹoʍoƃuoq 🏴‍☠️💤 @TheDespard]

I said... hey @TfL @IslingtonBC @MayorofLondon --- we are coughing because of your buses.

[Phil Hatfield @hattiepeverel]

Are the Edinburgh Festival and the Edinburgh Festival Fringe one and the same thing? I don't think so. #UniversityChallenge

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@hattiepeverel They are totally separate and in the context of the question about which festival started as a protest, to say Edinburgh Festival is totally wrong. The Fringe started as a protest to the Festival and both still exist today.

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@TorontoPearson what's happening with the baggage today? Waited over 90 mins and still only some of the luggage from LHR has made it out.

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

TODAY! The second in our celebrity organ recitals this autumn.
6pm at St Michael's, Highgate. Free entry, refreshments served, retiring collection.
Do come
https://t.co/2OgY0qXfzW

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@LeShuttle_Help @LeShuttle Thanks. The whole terminal is so dismal as it is, arriving and finding the food courts mostly shut with a 90 min delay is even more depressing! It used to be much better.

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@LeShuttle why does everything at the Folkestone terminal shut so ridiculously early. Surely you need to get suppliers and concessions to stay open until at least supper time! Insane to arrive at 6.30pm and most of the food places are shut.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Guess what. Many people have complicated lives. They are often messy.

Millions of people do things which they would be embarrassed about if the rest of the country knew about them.

These are not crimes. And for The Sun to destroy an individual on that basis is grotesque.

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@BromptonBicycle completely unable to return hire bike as app won't work anymore and helpline is shut

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@BromptonBicycle your hire app has crashed. Can you tell me what I do to return a bike?

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@TheDespard Looking forward to getting back down to London for at least one of each!

[Lauren Patman 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @LozSM]

@Ryanair just boarding flight at Prague. I paid to choose an aisle seat. Been swapped to a window seat because of a "medical condition" listed against me. Staff on the ground can't tell me anything about it and I have no condition. Why have you listed me as having a condition?

[West Ham United @WestHam]

WHAT A WAY TO WIN IT!!! ⚒️