Gothy

Orc lieutenant.
Lover of GROND.
Sometimes sulks.
#VoteBilbo you scum!

- Parody rp #Lotr

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

Then and than, just like Gollum and Smeagol, you never know which one to use.

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

A-well a GROND, GROND, GROND's a word. Well, everybody's talking about the GROND!

[Thorin Oakenshield @ThorinTheDwarf]

@LtGothmog Grond Grond baby

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

If Aragorn and Harry Potter had a son!!!! #LOTR #HP

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

Get Outlook To Help You.

What is this Outlook they speak of? Is it a wizard's staff?

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

Grond Will Breach It!!!

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@yswllyra The game I have in mind means we both win

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

Ugh Grond won't play with me

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@yswllyra Will you play with me?

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@GuardOfGondor @yswllyra She could be your horse

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

With this ring I have attached the pictures for your co-operation

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@GuardOfGondor @yswllyra No, I'll give her to you free!!!! Take her. Although you may need to reprogram her, she's err not made for serving drinks.

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@GuardOfGondor @yswllyra Hmm GROND might like that

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@yswllyra @GuardOfGondor A receipt? Where do you think I bought her in Hobbiton? The Orc Black Markets do not do receipts.

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@yswllyra @GuardOfGondor Shes second hand??? Urrrgh. Don't want that thing, Guardy you can keep her.

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@yswllyra @GuardOfGondor Who is Allen and why does he have a key to my bird???

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@GuardOfGondor @yswllyra Awesome *dumps a massive box down* I went for the bargain box, so its part hobbit, orc and something that looks like troll.

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

L is for the Lumpiness of me
O is for the orc I once knew
V is very very ugly
E is even more than anyone that Sauron adores

And LOVE for me and Shelob

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@GuardOfGondor @yswllyra Hmmmm do you need a diagram or instructions?

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@yswllyra @Soshi_Si Only when you make a catastrophic mistake, like sleeping with your wife's sister's uncle's brother.

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@yswllyra She takes 2-4 weeks postage and then I have to find someone to build her.

[Gothy @LtGothmog]

@EasterneSceadwe Sauron's ring polisher?