Lu Greer

Writer, Painter, accidental Adventurer.

UK & Irish Packers #30

[The Reviews Hub @TheReviewsHub]

#THEATRE #REVIEW The SpongeBob Musical
@norwichtheatre "More that just a simple sponge" ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 1/2 https://t.co/vLzfgpFV1l #Norwich

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

The People’s Nonce, there, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@Saraya That is a Norwich Market stall top, surely?!

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Me: *has mild pain in my thumb for a few days*

My brain: This is it. Severe arthritis isn't it? No more piano. No painting. No writing. Life is over.

Me a few days later: oh, I jammed it putting my shoe on last week, didn't I.

My brain: ...doesn't mean it's not arthritis too.

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@DLPReport Yaaay! I miss Dreams so much, but I'm heading back in December! 😊

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Just spent 20 minutes searching my house for my glasses.

No, I wasn't wearing them the whole time.

They were in the fridge. Obviously.

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@clhubes I do this and I have the Paprika app; I just added a load of recipes I like to it over time now I can use it to pick meals for the week instead of literally forgetting every food I've ever eaten.

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Okay, but what if it's not imposter syndrome and it really just doesn't make any sense that I'm doing well?

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@IntrovertProbss

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Book editing den: activate

#BookTwitter #WritingCommunity

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@JohnLewisRetail do you guys still do price match guarantee? I can't find it on your website?
Thanks 😊

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@bfsrocks @PTPGOfficial always! 🦩

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@SoVeryBritish I'm making enchiladas this year, last year was ravioli. I don't get the hype about Christmas dinner, it's just a lump of meat and uninspired veg?

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@Loungefly who do I need to talk to about an #owlhouse Porta Hooty backpack coming into existence? Come on, you know you want to...

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@seananmcguire I know the request was for cats, but I thought you might appreciate my husband being accosted by Coatis!

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Are all UK airlines secretly just @Wamosair?! Two different flights, with two completely different UK airlines, to two different continents, and I'm back on the same plane.

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Don't worry folks, when @TUIUK downgrade your Gatwick-canucun flight from Dreamliner to Wamos air which takes 2 hours longer, has seats with so little room you bruise your knees, and has no inflight entertainment, they'll offer you £12.50 off your next trip 👍

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Heads up: if flying Tui between Gatwick & Cancun, they don't actually use the Dreamliners. Instead they shoehorn you into a Wamos Air plane that sounds like it's shaking apart, has so little leg room your knees will in the seat in front, and no inflight entertainment.
Enjoy!

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

@Matt_Brown1989 @TUIUK They didn't confirm ours until very late the night before on the way out. Make sure you download something to watch on your phone because Wamos air has no inflight entertainment, as well as no space for your legs.

[Lu Greer @LuGreer]

Hey @TUIUK can you confirm the emergency works on Dreamliners for CUN-LGW are done? You told us we were crammed into a Wamos plane because of last minute issues but it turns out you've told the same story to every flight for weeks?
Am I headed home on a plane we actually fit in?