Herr von Holländer

Laut meiner Schuhgröße bin ich ein Clown. | he/him

[Herr von Holländer @LucaMH_]

Snapchat: LucaMH94

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

learningRegexDayOne

[selina @pausenhoflogik]

olaf scholz musste wegen weniger gehen btw

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Official sources confirm Taylor Swift will allegedly attend Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding in New York City!

[. @LAHXLLUClNATlON]

the concept of using AI to criticize someone else's carbon footprint...

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

.@BobDaHacker compromised FIFA and was able to hijack their livestream cameras.

They considered replacing the FIFA cameras with the 1987 hit classic "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. Instead, they reported it and FIFA immediately fixed the issue

https://t.co/MVfGwOnNoa

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

How did it go from this to Nicki Minaj skins?

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

Dear US government,

Since you've just blocked Fable and Mythos on critical national security grounds, here are some other tools that pose a similar threat to the American people:

- Microsoft Teams
- SAP
- Salesforce
- Jira
- Outlook

Please do what you must to save America 🇺🇸

[Chris Medland @ChrisMedlandF1]

The stewards have rescinded the two five-second penalties handed out to Gasly, and he regains a podium finish in third place in Monaco!

I wonder if we’ve heard the last of that one though, with others penalised too but not asking for a review #F1

[Jan 🍊 @jan_osaft]

Ich vermisse dich jeden Tag

[Herr von Holländer @LucaMH_]

#IKnewItIKnewYou

[David Rosenblatt @b4l4g4n]

Mein Beitrag zur Debatte:

#Ferrari #FerrariLuce #Luce #AMG

[𝕯issolution @Diss0lution]

Windows is absolute trash ep 852 : when you configure Windows DHCP Server in french, it adds commas in the middle of error messages to the CSV log file, breaking the whole CSV :

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Unfathomable banger

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

TanStack was hit by a supply chain attack.
MistralAI was hit by a supply chain attack.
The Mayor of Arcadia, California, was a Chinese spy.
Forza Horizon 6 leaked.
Canvas bamboozled.
Shai-Hulud open-sourced.
Nightmare-Eclipse teases two new Windows 0days.

It is Tuesday. What will happen on Wednesday? Find out on the next action packed episode of Dragon Ball Z

[Łukasz Garczewski @lgarczewski]

Dear @Microsoft, making ALT+C a keyboard shortcut for Copilot in Outlook is a profoundly stupid idea.

Now I can't type ć in Polish.

I really need ć to type certain key phrases in my emails.

Do you want to get hate mail in Polish? Cause this is how you get hate mail in Polish.

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Which Outlook?

Asking for a friend.

Get Outlook for iOS