Lucas Cherry

“Football, Bloody hell.”

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Give it
Give it
Give it to Edi...

[Craig Ellis @CraggerRagger]

"What if huzeler was united manager"

I know exactly what will happen

The moment united go through a bad patch, you'll be tweeting here that he's a shit coach who can't handle the pressure of being united manager and then quickly start fawning over the next fancy name on here

[csAlfredo @That_CS_Alfredo]

He's escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

He’s late for work, stick a Honda Jazz infront of him doing 18mph in a 40 zone.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Lads, it's preseason. Yes the squad needs investment & yes it's natural to be concerned but we've had 12 years of being ran like a fucking circus. We're moving in the right direction now & I'm looking forward to backing the boys next Saturday.

Let's just try and enjoy it, yeah?

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

Very weird comments tonight about Rashford going on holiday after having both the most successful club and international season of his life.

If the photo was of Jack Grealish the reactions world be very different - draw your own conclusions there!!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

2️⃣0️⃣ years on.

Once a Red, always a Red 🔴

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We are profoundly saddened by the loss of Kevin Keegan. A giant of English football, he was a cherished figure at the very highest levels of the game.

Our condolences go to Kevin’s family, loved ones and all those he inspired as a manager, player and person, on and off the pitch.

Rest in peace, Kevin ❤️

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface

[🔰🍉 @TrickyRedzz]

@ZAYN_Z7 Wouldn’t happen if they had him 🤦‍♂️

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.

Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

🚨 | BREAKING:

Manchester United were in talks to acquire the Freightliner land for the proposed 100,000-seat stadium and were understood to have tabled an opening offer of around £50 million, believing the £400 million valuation was significantly inflated.

After extensive internal discussions, the club ultimately decided to walk away and pursue alternative options.

In a surprise twist, Tottenham have now entered the race and are close to reaching an agreement to pay the full £400 million asking price. It is understood the breakthrough came after Roberto De Zerbi held lengthy face-to-face talks with Freightliner officials, presenting a detailed analysis of the site's underlying metrics, long-term upside and elite potential.

Sources say Freightliner executives were so impressed by the depth of the presentation that they immediately accepted the valuation, with one official reportedly saying, "No one has ever explained a patch of industrial land to us like that before."

Further discussions are believed to have centred around the site's ability to manipulate space between railway lines and progress cargo through central areas.

Personal terms are not expected to be an issue. New land for Spurs after Matues and Tonali signings.

[@FabrizioRomano]

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

This is how our legends SHOULD be acting towards our current players…

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

30 Years Ago Today:

During EURO '96, the Provisional IRA disgracefully detonated a bomb in Manchester city centre

Many know the story of the bombing

Far fewer know the story of Dennis Walker, Manchester United's first black player, and the extraordinary role he played that day

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

On this day in 1963, Dennis Walker became the first black player to play for @ManUtd when he made his debut at Nottingham Forest.

Walker added 'Manchester hero' to his list of notable achievements in 1996 when he helped evacuate the Arndale when it was bombed.

He was working as part of the security of the centre and his efforts that went a long way to miraculously ensuring nobody was killed.

When the bomb exploded, Dennis, who had just left the centre, was thrown across the street by the force.

He survived. Another remarkable element to the life story of Dennis Walker.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

In the same way I love seeing Scott McTominay thrive, I'm happy for Marcus Rashford - even if admittedly it is slightly jarring to see them winning elsewhere in La Liga for Barcelona or Serie A for Napoli.

I find it weird how passionate & aggressive people are to the mere mention of Rashford. It is bitter & resentful. He'd been at Manchester United since he was seven & gave 20 years of his life to them. 138 goals, 79 assists.

He sacrificed his body & broke his back for the club, literally. Won trophies, created memories. I don't know how that doesn't mean more to others, who can't even seem treat him as a human being.