Lucille Baller

Don’t confuse charming with harmless- I will cut you.
For humor, of course. Allegedly.
Desi will always have my heart.

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨BREAKING: RUSSIAN DRONE STRIKES NEAR POLAND BORDER — AIR-RAID SIRENS SOUND IN LUBLIN REGION

A Russian jet-powered drone struck near Ukraine’s Yahodyn border crossing, close to Poland.

Polish forces scrambled aircraft and sirens sounded in the Lublin region, while nearby crossings were temporarily evacuated.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

An Israeli Foreign Ministry official just openly called for a terror attack on Ireland.

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

In 1984 a German correspondent in Paris explains how to cross Place de la Concorde. "Walk in a steady pace and never look at the drivers, then they'll think you need to stop for them".

[Lucille Baller @LucilleBaller88]

what the actual fucking fuck?

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump officials consider building a baseball stadium in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park — WaPo

[Lucille Baller @LucilleBaller88]

@factpostnews EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES
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[Lucille Baller @LucilleBaller88]

@adammocklerr My old boss never gave us lunch breaks and insisted that neither state nor federal law required him to. Some weeks, I worked ≥17-hour on-call shifts, periodically hiding just to get a moment of respite. And no, I wasn’t a salaried employee.

[Bloomberg @business]

The US Department of Agriculture has caught its first wild screwworm fly since the parasite was detected in the country’s livestock nearly four months ago, signaling the potential for continued spread even as cases have remained muted https://t.co/vJsX2Z2ACl

[Lucille Baller @LucilleBaller88]

@Rainmaker1973 There's an EXCALLENT show on the History channel called "Ancient Recipes" w/ chef Sohla El-Waylly where she traces dishes back to their origins, recreating them with historical techniques and ingredients! It's extremely interesting.

[The Hill @thehill]

Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students

https://t.co/2I4a4dPXkE

[Varsha Singh @varshaparmar06]

A mother can move the mountain for her kid

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

And the National Symphony Orchestra (w/o Kennedy Center) lives on despite Trump! They just booked elsewhere.

Playing in Maryland & Alexandria, Lisner Auditorium & Lincoln Theatre in D.C.; Clarice Smith Center in College Park at the U of Maryland. https://t.co/TYUcaDqEmP

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Doesn’t seem like a guy looking for peace.

[Lucille Baller @LucilleBaller88]

@BarryOnHere lmfaooooooooooooo

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Liberty Biberty"

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

The President of Cornell University intentionally ran over a student with his car.

Just in case you thought the man ultimately accountable for rapists on their campus was any less violent or depraved.

Cornell then banned the student from campus.

https://t.co/YZ6hPRizCH

[The Hague Group @The_Hague_Group]

Today at the UN, 40 States met to address a fundamental question: how to ensure international law is not merely proclaimed, but enforced.

Full statement from the High-Level Meeting in Defence of International Law, convened by South Africa and Malaysia: https://t.co/WCfh0zktN5

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

ONE-THIRD of Cornell women!

From the NYT, *finally* reporting on the Cornell gang rape today.

This is shocking! And for those dismissing the importance of this assault as some variety of 'this has always happened,' NO!

When more than ONE-THIRD of your undergraduate women - 35%! - report "nonconsensual sexual contact," it's a fucking CRISIS! Do something @Cornell!

Gifted article: https://t.co/4ohT7zIye4

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

"You get in there and commit those war crimes"

[#1Miscreant @Chappytoa]

be grateful when someone gives you everything they have.

[Lucille Baller @LucilleBaller88]

@IJCoded lmaooooooooooooo