Lucy Bannister

Hello, Twitter! Do you like reading blogs? I write blogs! Follow me for blog-related nonsense! she/her

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

Worlds end all the time. Let's not get caught up in who's to blame. It's definitely not me, ok? I stick to collecting souls & shiny things like a good demon. It's that priest's fault. Whoever heard of a hot priest? Guess I better save this lousy planet after all. #PitMad #UF #A

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@knit1_purl2 @HillaryMonahan I have one if you still need it. DM or email me at lucy.a.bannister @ gmail

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

What would far right groups do with every single voters name, address and signature? Intimidate people who are scared that their signature might look different? Target them with disinfo? Get them kicked off the voter roles? What is Georgia doing about this outrageous request?

[Willow @__Granuaile__]

I am hoping to raise additional funds towards these 'new' medical expenses.

Please donate if you are able or share for greater visibility.
Every little bit helps!

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[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[Bo Bolander @BBolander]

so apparently there's a vaccine for utis now AND you can get the hpv vaccine even if you're up to 45 years old and these two things are not universal knowledge so, y'know, just putting that out there

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@seananmcguire Leo took down an ancestral enemy today.

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@PonchoRebound I had two old ladies sit behind me once and not only did they have a companionable chat the entire run-time, one put her bare feet on the back of my chair. Turned around to tell them off and almost got athlete's foot in my eyeball.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This is Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist. He goes by Allen and recently bought a house in Oakwood, Ohio.

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@dst6n01 She confronted my dad & he told her I said it was okay. She (probably) rolled her eyes until she could see Jesus granting her patience and said "Victor, she LIES to you. She is a liar." It broke his heart and she laid out my clothes in order of donning until middle school.

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@dst6n01 My mom worked night shift when I was ~5 y/o so my dad had to get us ready for school. I straight looked him in the eyes and told him the slip (shiny, ruffled) went on the outside of the dress (boring, plain) & went to school happy as a lark. They woke my mother up to rat me out.

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@lizscher There's an Etsy store, I'm sure.

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@lizscher I am prepared to sacrifice a firstborn. Not mine, obviously, but someone's.

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@ce_murphy I try not to be weird and parasocial on here but I always look forward to your posts and if I ever make it off this hellsite, I will definitely look you up wherever I land.

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@CollinMurr Yes, let's compare the man who gave us the moonwalk with the woman who... bounces in place like an aunt at a barbecue after 4 white wine spritzers.

[Andrew Gruttadaro @andrewgrutt]

one of her kids is gonna grow up to be a terrific filmmaker

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@UrsulaV Those people have never lived in Monterey.

[Maggie Johnson-Pint @maggiepint]

This is weird to say out loud, but I actually am kinda an expert in rate limiting, so I'm gonna explain some stuff.

About half of incidents in large-scale production systems involve having more requests than you can serve. There are two categories of this kind of incident:

[Lucy Bannister @LucyBlogsStuff]

@IfBooksPod My mom got me this when I was 16 because I "need the help"! I highlighted everything I hated and made fun of it with my friends for months. You guys are going to have such a good time!