When you thought you’d be booking a holiday with your NHS pay rise but the furthest you can afford to travel is your dog bed downstairs. #nhs#nhspayrise… https://t.co/ZkSVHcBPGO
Lose 10lbs in 7 days on a juice “cleanse” to get get ready for your beach holiday? @thismorning@ITV stop filling tv with unhealthy weight loss crap thanks. #ThisMorning
Christmassy things to do today:
Watch telly
Have a sleep
Overcook some veg
Have a big argument
Circle a car park for hours
Eat 20,000 calories
Lose scissors
Be cross in a supermarket
Feel rough
Get annoyed with a tree
Eat an orange
Cry
Buy stamps
Storm off
Be tired in a big shop