Nondescript Doofus

Finally getting around to filling this out just as Twitter hits its nadir. It's simple, be nice to nice people, be polite to strangers, be rude to assholes.

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@GaryDDOrsi @OnlyInBOS I’d love to know how you get from CT to New Hampshire without going through MA

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@UncleWolly82 @heatherellaxo I can tell you’re a legit ally by your use of the word female…

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@willhines I KNEW it!

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@sendsley @DannyParkins @FTFonFS1 @getnickwright Jeez man. Take it easy. This is supposed to be fun. Teasing is fun. Being really rude? Not so fun.

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@Isaac__Zuniga Games vs games played is a sad little trick to help you justify the counting stats being close. Maye has only played 19 games and you know that you silly goose.

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@El_toolive @getnickwright @DKSportsbook And last year…and the year before that.

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@jackson_steve @BillSimmons Ahh, so that expression has made its way to Indiana? And only 3 years late. Kudos!

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@215PhillyPhilly @Stromitty @andyyyymicccc @Fivixz @joshhart It’s only a “great point” if you think Mahomes is also going to go to 10 super bowls. People always just assume Mahomes is going to play into his 40s. LeBron and Brady are outliers, not the new normal.

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@GrandellRich @wockhardttris @benesherick @Chiefs I came here to say the same thing. Where is all this Christian stuff coming from? Who cares? It has nothing to do with anything. I think most people are okay with Mahomes overall. It’s the arrogant Nick Wrights of the world that make this trouncing so enjoyable.

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@kent_swanson Blown out in two super bowls. Looked mediocre all year and like complete dog shit tonight. Keep talking about this greatness though…

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@hbtCHIEFS The tomahawk chop is racist and your team deserves the beating they are taking. Enjoy the L you silly goose.

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@getnickwright This is the guy you think is better than Brady? In what world???

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@JesseThorn @Bullseye No need to denigrate other’s work. Just be proud of your own.

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@JohnLeguizamo Weird move man. Why not give credit instead of stealing??

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@MaxReiter1124 @BulwyfTimothy @IcyVert @TheTraeYoung @Unkempt_Media You’re from Philly. Explains a lot. You haven’t witnessed decent basketball up close in a looong time.

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@MaxReiter1124 @BulwyfTimothy @IcyVert @TheTraeYoung @Unkempt_Media All of those guys were better than TJ. Except White Chocolate. The only people who think Williams was good are people who never watched him play. Just watched 60 second highlight compilations.

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@Gabrus @craydrienne @Petco Oh my god. That is disgusting. I won’t shop there anymore. A sincere thanks for letting people know.

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@swingkennedy @BillSimmons How are you enjoying Dame’s defense?

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@babyfacedsniper The dynasty is over. Officially done. It’s time to just accept that.

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@brodus_operandy @BillSimmons I love the Celtics but cmon man. Jokic is the MVP. It doesn’t mean that Tatum isn’t great.