Luke Cole

Disciple. Husband. Father.

[Adam Hoge @AdamHoge]

It’s official! The Chicago Bears have a quarterback on the cover of Madden 🏈

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

No. It was cool seeing genuine emotion. Too much cynicism in this world

Also they have like 4 days until the Finals

[Kenny @kennyfgan]

Middle America families stuck in the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time that is travel baseball.

Baseball needs Legion Ball played at high school fields in t-shirts and gray pants more than ever right now.

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

College athletics is so crazy now.

Cal baseball, a team located on the Pacific coast but somehow in the ACC, flew to Charlotte, North Carolina for a single-elimination conference tournament game against Stanford… a school 90 minutes from their campus.

They traveled 2,715 miles across the country to play a regional rival, lost one game, then had to hop on a 5.5-hour flight back to California 😂

[Kyle Tucker @KyleTuckerCBB]

A reminder that Tyler Underwood’s historically efficient offense at Illinois this season ID’d and attacked bad-defender matchups by labeling the bad defenders “Beards” in (dis)honor of Harden.

[Chris Fallica @chrisfallica]

What are we doing here? Someone please stop the insanity.

[The Champaign Room @Champaign_Room]

Kylan Boswell on the impact of more #Illini making it to the NBA 🔥

🗣️📸 @TristanThomasTV

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

Odds of getting struck by lightning: 1 in 1.22 million.

Odds of dying from hantavirus: 1 in 34 million.

[John Hough @JohnHough__]

Cardinals win a series over the Dodgers and have the same record as them after 33 games.

Dodgers payroll: $297 million

Cardinals payroll: $93 million

#stlcards

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

We're finally going to get that thing nobody asked for.

[CHANNEL TN @CHANNEL_TN_]

Diego Pavia waiting for the 8th round to start

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Former Illinois QB Luke Altmyer is signing with the Lions, source said.

[Sarah🐻⬇️ @thechicagosares]

After 3 years, the #Bears-Panthers trade is now official.

Panthers receive:
Bryce Young

Bears receive:
DJ Moore for 3 years
Caleb Williams
Darnell Wright
Luther Burden
Tyrique Stevenson
Tory Taylor
Sam Roush
Malik Muhammad

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

Do you think dogs would have domesticated from wolves if they knew that thousands of years later, it would end with them being subjected to Bark in the Park during a 12-game losing streak at Citi Field?

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Happy Earth Day, everyone.

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

You can teach nearly every high school subject effectively with a textbook and a chalkboard, and the only reason we don’t is because education companies figured out they could milk districts out of millions of dollars by convincing them otherwise.

[Jason Sobel @JasonSobelGolf]

Can’t LIV Golf continue without any funding? I mean, it was all just about growing the game anyway.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[Len Hochberg ⛳ @LenHochberg]

🚨BREAKING >> LIV Golf changing format from 72 holes to none.

[Joey Wright @JoeyWright2000]

"I'm back," Tomislav Ivisic announced at tonight's Kickin' Cancer fundraiser at Gordyville USA after chugging a Bud Light that a fan supplied him with.

That was bookended by Jake Davis and Zvonimir Ivisic announcing that they'll return for the 2026-27 season too. #Illini